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[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

are the property brothers dating

[javeigh @javeigh]

what a nice day to be fucking stupid

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

me in the 6th grade after discovering Paramore

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

kali uchis could fucking pistol whip a child in front of me n i’d still praise her

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

rice is such an underrated food.. like rice can be the foundation of every meal.. it goes with literally everything. you can even eat it by itself, you can eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. rice is.....that bitch

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

[seductively]
“Is there a Mrs Bean?”

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

this how people over 35 hear today’s music

[maha 🌎☄️💕® @audhubillah]

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

is there a reward for winning the lottery?

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

i accidentally listened to my chemical romance when i was pregnant and my baby came out like this what do i do

[viking bot @_botviking]

She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka fettuccine.

[The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank @sug_knight]

Hope this email finds ur bitch ass in good health

[Kevin Abstract @kevinabstract]

houston texas tomorrow night. you can still buy tickets https://t.co/2WpZBDY73E

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

This new Presidential Alert system is actually pretty useful

[James @CaucasianJames]

fellas just text her “u + me = swag” she’ll love it trust me