Abuja First lady 👌

Jokes

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

We’re all voting Peter Obi and Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso right?

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Now that Atiku has been excluded from
the election 😂 😂

It’s now Peter Obi (Nigerians) vs Tinubu

Let’s get it done guys.

[Abuja First lady 👌 @JaciSmit]

God will judge them

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

The war is now over. Strait Of Hormuz Is now opened. Why won’t Dangote and NNPCL apply same speed they used to increase fuel/diesel prices without 12hrs war broke out, to Reduce the prices now that the War has ended? Dubious people!

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

The war is now over. Strait Of Hormuz Is now opened. Why won’t Dangote and NNPCL apply same speed they used to increase fuel/diesel prices without 12hrs war broke out, to Reduce the prices now that the War has ended? Dubious people!

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

As a man, you can't cheat in kaduna peacefully because all the girls knows themselves either by ADASHE or WEDDING ANKO😂😂

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

When your source of livelihood revolves around politics or politicians, your conscience dies. Telling the truth becomes your greatest fear.

[Abuja First lady 👌 @JaciSmit]

@AlexIorlaha @AbujaPresident Next time go to the nearest police station and sleep then buy roadside akara and bread.

[Abuja First lady 👌 @JaciSmit]

@AbujaPresident If you finish come buy for me abeg. I wan make this financial mistake

[Abuja First lady 👌 @JaciSmit]

Gratitude is a must. 👏

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Please by all means necessary, Tinubu must not come back as president of Nigeria 🤕😭

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

When the PDP was destroying Nigeria before APC took over, fuel was N87, gas was 150, rice 8k/bag, dollars N190.

Today that they’re asking us to relax that Tinubu is fixing Nigeria, fuel is N1350, gas 2k, rice 70k, dollars N1400 per dollar.

What are you guys really defending? 🤔

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Normalize letting children tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars!

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Eating Shawarma and Pizza now feels like a financial mistake under Bola Tinubu.

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

Eating Spaghetti and Turkey now feels like a financial mistake under Bola Tinubu.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

What do you think about Atiku’s Choice of Deputy?

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

There's nothing like you're ahead of me, I'm not going where you're going.

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Dear PDP, is GEJ no longer contesting?

[Abuja First lady 👌 @JaciSmit]

Dear Ladies,

Make your own money

😩😩

[Abuja First lady 👌 @JaciSmit]

@elonmusk We love you too

[Abuja First lady 👌 @JaciSmit]

@Pamilerin Abeg help me ooo