@AntiLeftMemes Have your parents use the app to self-deport. This will provide your family with transportation and enough money to get settled in your original country. Then, if you want to return, reapply legally.
“When I was a kid watching TV wrestling, I later learned the matches were choreographed to keep the crowd excited and watching. Sometimes modern politics can feel the same — loud fights, dramatic statements, and endless conflict that drive ratings and campaign donations, while the real needs of American citizens take a back seat.”
@jimfrazierva@rhinosirles@SenWarren The Democratic legislative proposals remain, regrettably, a glaring lacuna in the empirical record—utterly, exasperatingly FILL-IN-THE-BLANK, as no verifiable substantive content has yet manifested itself for rigorous scientific scrutiny!
@SenWarren I think President Trump has been talking about sending out checks already.
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There is a cure for TDS and it’s called truthful
@TrumpsHurricane The most recent U.S. government incentive for voluntary “self-deportation” is about $2,600 per person plus travel assistance (like a plane ticket) if someone qualifies and leaves through the official CBP Home program. That gives her over $15,000 to return to her home.
@TrumpsHurricane The most recent U.S. government incentive for voluntary “self-deportation” is about $2,600 per person plus travel assistance (like a plane ticket) if someone qualifies and leaves through the official CBP Home program.