JD

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Perfect analogy 😂

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Any food item can be elevated by placing it between 2 slices of quality buttered bread.

[Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine @TheRealJChubby]

Weird I thought it was the genocide.

[dave @UTFR93]

Fantastic thread

[Sean Mitchell @smitchell17]

When I ask my wife what she wants for lunch and she responds “I don’t care”

Me after I name a restaurant and she responds “nah, not that”:

[paul mccartney loiro @ontheone909]

"somos latinos e temos que torcer para a argentina"

eu no meio da torcida da inglaterra:

[Now Football @Nowfootball]

The Official Everton TikTok account has absolutely rinsed Troy Deeney here😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.

[not arsed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰 @not_arsedbcfc]

Gayest video ive ever seen.

“lets all pretend to meet up itll be sick”

[Alex Gonçalves @Aljeeves]

You had never heard of Cape Verde? Genuinely? In your *checks notes* 61 years on this planet, you have never heard of the nation of Cape Verde? Is this normal? Or is this not a remarkable showing of ignorance? I'm genuinely curious.

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[J @potterscope_]

How is the bus on the ground? I thought it would float away due to the fact the Mexico City is in space

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Gary Lineker appearing as a pundit on ITV is the biggest heel turn since Hogan went to the N.W.O.

[Ulises @UlisesDavid__]

*un pedofilo se me queda mirando en el parque*

yo con 7 años pensando que era un ojeador:

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Seeing *translated from Spanish* during WC season means you’re about to see the most hilariously racist shit ever

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🤣🇲🇽 If we're handing out World Cup hosting awards already, there might not even be a debate.

Mexico has completely stolen the show so far. The atmosphere, the passion, the scenes on the streets... it's been a different level altogether. ❤️🏆