Jack Valentine

also known as @MewZe_

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robbie rotten voice: ‘we are number 67!’ 😭😭😭😭

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That being said I will be releasing a 10 lesson course on how to hustle your way to the top as a content creator this coming week

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Can’t help but occasionally get emotional about the life I’ve somehow landed in. It’s obviously still early days but I’m so grateful for the position I’m in streaming/career wise and I will keep making content til I drop dead. I am eternally thankful for you all!!! ❤️❤️❤️

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This may be a stretch but I think the final shot of the Backrooms movie might be my favourite last frame ever. Feel free to call me a toddler in the comments.

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Hot as fuck in my room, tried playing the new Forza only to get an in-game text with a video of bowie knife99 plowing my wife. Can this day get any worse.

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Radiohead at an Indian restaurant

Korma polease

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I WILL BLOW MYSELF UP IF I DO NOT SUCCEED AT ALL TIMES

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why does drake produce his vocals like he's trying to make himself sound like sora ai

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Anyway thats it no more whining tweets

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Every day I wake up to the most demoralising TikTok comments telling me I fell off and I’m not funny and it’s affecting my life embarrassingly more than I’d like to admit

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I know I’m letting words on a screen get to me but when I have so much fun streaming and making content seeing such a large chunk of people hate me just ruins me

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I will be on the next unproblematic SMP
I will be on the next unproblematic SMP
I will be on the next unproblematic SMP

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Anyone else remember Angry Birds Epic

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okay unironically how do i get sponsors as a streamer. i would quite like a stream deck.

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‘Come forth’ is terrible advice to give to someone playing 4 player air hockey

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that fucking homer doh song is without a doubt the funniest piece of media i've consumed in years and i'm extremely embarrassed to admit that

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I got burger on my mind

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I know I’m still small but I’m so grateful for all of yall that watch my streams it’s legitimately changed my life. Thank you!! 😁