Jack Perkins

[Sarah Perkins @sazzyperkins]

Running the #LondonMarathon yesterday was the most incredible experience of my life. Thank you to my amazing cheer squad and to every single person lining the streets - you got me through it!

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@BetGoatUK @ColinWii

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@GolfClubWanker @thedomhenry

[Holtecast @HoltecastPod]

Imagine being top of the league. Playing great football, with a decent side, and ahead of the rest. Then you start singing songs about a team that doesn't give a shit about you.

That's Wolves.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Well done Villa, lets go on a confidence boosting run now please!

UP THE VILLA!!

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@7500toHolte we'll be in the bottom 3rd before long don't worry. Maybe we can start taking some of these big scalps like the others

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@StanCollymore on a scale of 1-10 just how shit are @AVFCOfficial ?? #Embarrassing

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@HeartOfTheHolte absolute wank

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@oldmansaid do you think anyone would notice if a sniper took Westwood out right now...? #passenger #literallydoesnothing

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

#AVFC

Unacceptable. Another ruinous season if we're not careful.

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

Comedy show trying to pay for parking with @lambeth_council .... #eatmycoins #shambles I guess I'll pay you by phone

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

Check out my new business! I'm one of the brand new owners of the Positive News co-op. Want to join me? #OwnTheMedia http://t.co/LhL8P3BScy

[Positive News @PositiveNewsUK]

Are you one of the amazing 582 brand new co-owners so far? You've helped us fly past the 50% mark! You #OwnTheMedia!

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

Bale just looks so sad and lonely... Does he have any friends in that team...? @GaryLineker did you have friends at barca?

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@stuwood11 this panel of cowboys actually help run this country.... Hells bells #bbcqt

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

Looks like David's finding this ep of @bbcquestiontime as difficult as I am!! #bbcqt

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@ColinWii @JamesBlunt though having said, how tall is james??

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

@ColinWii @JamesBlunt bit rude that Colin....

[Jack Perkins @JackAlanPerkins]

“@ColinWii @mattandhiggins @SkySports @GlennHoddle @SunderlandAFC heard it here first on #AskColin