Jackie

Co-founder of #beourguestnyc & @IYKISI

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

Don’t think I ever got good vibes from someone working at the front desk of a doctors office

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

@ridetheferry where’s the 10:03 ferry from Hoboken 14?

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

Opened my reddit app to this and the cackle it gave me did cure my fear of flying

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

One thing about me is that I love calling doctors “doc”

[emilie @cbcradio2]

chatgpt: No, I 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 get it. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺? You're 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 it, girl.

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

No offense but I don’t want to stay at the Waldorf in Astoria

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

@Andreworld88 @PATHTrain YEAH!!!!

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

You know it’s fashion week in nyc when you see two models buy a pretzel on the street, pose with it, throw it out and spit out the bite they took

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

I wish these girls were part of the #rhonj off the rails reunion

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

@QBCares all of the expense categories on the app have disappeared but I can see them on my computer. Can’t upload any expenses on the app due to this. Tried to talk to a rep 3x and they don’t even know what planet they’re on. What do I do

[Courtney Borresen @cborresen]

booty poppin' for da garbage men. das how you spend yo 22nd birthday! @JACKatyou @HaleyGoldsmith

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

13 years later and these songs still slap. @Andy please bring back Platinum Hit. We will accept it as a peacock original!!!

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

I didn’t like the pasta I ordered but my bf eats literally ANYTHING so I gave it to him. He threw it out. I was shocked. He said it was a lose lose situation bc it would either be bad, or it would be good and I would make fun of him for liking bad food 😭

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

Me at a local coffee shop:
::don’t say it. You got this. Don’t do it::

“Can I have a grande…”

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

PLEASE STOP saying “happy birthday” on Instagram by posting a photo and putting a party hat emoji on your friends head

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

I was once described as “high maintenance” and “hard to please”????? Ok explain this

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

When will he realize I’m just copying and pasting things men post on Twitter

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

I am SICK AND TIRED of watching videos of people “cook” pasta by mixing dry noodles, sauce and water together and putting it in the oven.

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

Good journalism is so important!

[Jackie @JACKatyou]

Please do me a favor and keep your evil Capricorn energy away from me