Jack Baker

Emmanuel College '22| 02563 (he/him/his)

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

Lindsay Lohan is a harbinger of hope and prosperity for our world. She’s living proof you can turn your life around and overcome the darkest chapters of your life.

Today she celebrates her 40th birthday healthy, sober, with a loving family, & a prosperous career. God bless her.

[russische prinzessin @marieglosss]

Смотрю в сто пятый раз Sex and the City и замечаю, что

У Сары буквально в заставке заломы на лбу, вокруг глаз, морщинки от улыбок, и это лицо показано во весь экран. Ей 32, она играет роль молодой и красивой женщины. Как мы пришли от этого к филлерам в 25

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

if i had a photo like this with the loml i would never shut up about it. this is fucking insanee

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

straight people will say that
LGBT education isn't age appropriate but will ask toddlers if they have a boyfriend.

[LPC @landpalestine]

Just one day after Jeff Bezos criticized New York school spending

Zohran Mamdani announced that the city had recovered $9 million in unpaid fines from Amazon delivery trucks

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One annoying thing about being human right now is knowing we already have the intelligence and resources to end world hunger, fight climate change, and cure cancer, but greed and billionaires keep millions suffering instead. The wasted human potential is heartbreaking.

[Info Charli xcx @infocharlixcx]

1 year ago, Charli xcx burned BRAT and ended the era for the fifth time.

[osama bin donna is confessing @osamabindonna]

this being an instant generational gif

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Why must air traffic controllers retire at 56, FBI agents at 57, and pilots at 65—yet politicians can keep making decisions for future generations until 90?

[All Beckventerous Women Do 💙 @beckyvenus]

everybody hating but ik for a fact they’d be a fuckin ki and if i said “anyone got a vape i can hit?” like 7 hands would reach out with breezes and pens in a heartbeat… their worst offense would be a lil too much slayyyter on the playlist but that’s a ME PROBLEM!! #ILoveGayBoys

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

My buddy accidentally launched my (then) girlfriend's vape at her face and I, without looking, caught it inches before impact. She looked at me like a hero the whole night, It was the most desired I had ever felt. She did later cheat on me, but I think that bought me some time.

[RIAMUS @Riamus01]

Actual art

[Lauren Wilford @lauren_wilford]

one of the reasons to get into cinema (or the history of any art form) is to marvel at the physical lengths people used to go to to realize a vision. I think this will get harder and harder to understand in an AI “art-on-demand” culture. It won’t be intuitive how they did this

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

We actually need a “Not interested, this is AI” button or a proper AI blocker. The algorithm needs to learn how badly most people don’t want AI slop.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Honestly, Covid made us realize that the people who stock grocery stores, drive trucks, farm, and work in hospitals are actually the ones actually holding civilisation together. If bankers, CEOs, billionaires, and entrepreneurs stopped working, the world would barely notice.

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Confessions 2 hasn’t leaked because Madonna fans have been trying to fax copies between them

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Meal prepping is the wildest thing you could suggest to someone with ADHD because as soon as I'm done making a week's worth of lasagna, I guarentee you the last thing I wanna eat is a single spoonful of motherfuckin lasagna.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

turns out, reading a lot, exercising, loving people without expecting anything back, protecting your alone time, focusing only on improving yourself, and sometimes staying out late with friends who make you laugh until it hurts is a pretty good way to live.

[Suzy Exposito @HexPositive]

Activism