Jack Black

For the umpteenth billion time, I'm NOT Jack Osbourne. Not that...there's anything wrong with that.

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Nom nom nom nom. Beef jerkey, Miller Lite, and loved ones. Think you're more 'Christmas' than I? Try me.

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12 more days, anyone else excited or am I the only one with wet Wranglers?

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Twitter over capacity? Are they using AOL hosting?

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So what's everyone gonna be for Halloween this year? I'm going as Jimmy McMillan. Rent is too damn high? Awesome.

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New Twitter...do not like. These decrepit bones already have a hard enough time deciphering a log in page..now this? /Slingblade

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Before Tiger Woods ' cigar guy ' , there was Monica Lewinski.

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The Raiders need to sign Mike Vick . ASAP.

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The way CNN did @ricksanchezcnn , you'd think his first name was Dirty. I sense a very bad porn spinoff coming soon.

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Watching the Raiders game in my dreams. We're up by 38 against the Powderpuff Girls in the Toilet Bowl.

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P90x it is. Anyone else doing this? I've heard many good things about the yoga dvd, including the ability to come inches short of...well..

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Been putting on extra weight lately. My fat has its own fat, no bueno. What are all you kiddies doing to stay fit? My lungs = sloth btw

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Unshaven for a good 3 weeks. Who wants a mustache ride?

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Again, thanks for all your service and hope all of you with family/loved ones experience a safe return. Wow, what the heck, me...serious?

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Tanya just got the call, one of her cousins is finally getting shipped back from Iraq. DON'T FORGET TO KEEP SUPPORTING OUR TROOPS!

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Rockin' the Raiders jersey........watchin' the Colts game.

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I'm baaaaa-aaaack. I hope. Thanks to everyone for the warm b-day wishes. Been a hectic few weeks, but the viagra's kicked in and I'm ready.

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Luceyyyyyyyy...I'm homeeeeee!!! .... Now where's my effin' sammich?

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Working on my 1st real tv project then start filming Bernie in ~2 mths. then promote G.T. in the winter..ya know, the usual. RT @Jer_i_cho

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Hard Day, [italics] Real Hard [/italics] RT @workingmom13: @JackBlackComedy Bad Day, Real Bad??

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soon my friend, soon :) RT @likemysword: @JackBlackComedy