Jack Bowen

Struggling. Bewildered. Appreciative of the absurd. Comedian.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

#queengeorge's candied ginger soda at tin cup joe. Makin me feel warm and settled.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

I'm physically healthy but my motherfucker of a mind won't catch up. #IGottaStopThinking

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@SOHAMBRUH sounds more like sleep walking. Maybe night terrors?

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

I slept in super late today and as a result I feel like I've never done a good thing in my life.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

Did anybody else know a kid that was obsessed with lighters and butterfly knives growing up? Did he also grow up to be a welder?

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I forgot to sacrifice a dove to Ted Cruz last night. I hope he doesn't notice and riddle my body with demonic tumors.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

Ted Cruz looks like if constipation were a person who was waiting for the next transformers.

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@WetHot fantastic, I'll have an english muffin with nut butter and no tude. #IWillBeReWatching #WHAS

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

How much kombucha do I have to drink before I don't need antibiotics anymore? #MisunderstingOfProbiotics

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

This thing was great and then jumped out of my mouth and clogged the toilet because food poisoning!

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

Does trump eat people with less money than him? We should be asking the real questions.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

Sometimes I try to make fun of myself but it looks like I'm not in on the joke and I think that means I'm good at something.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

@CatsCradleNC 8pm show @EugeneMirman @RobynHitchcock @CarrboroTownGov who else can I @ to get this show tonight to pack out? @cornlog maybe?

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

I'm kickin it off @fullsteam tonight in the @Bulltown comedy series. Thanks @DebAronin for putting me on, come out everyone and have fun!

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

#FunnyChuckle what a blast, everyone. @pholksinger @brian_burns @fanningyourself Kathleen McDonald. You were Great!!

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

@ tin cup joe. Chris is slangin that brown. As in coffee.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

People tend to giggle when people call pollen tree semen. I just get socially awkward and insecure because women are present.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

I drove past a leaf blower with my window down-is how I will be calling out of work for the next 4 months

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

I woke up at 8:30 am today, so I will forget everything I've ever done wrong and behave like I cured world hunger until I fuck up tomorrow.

[Jack Bowen @JackBowenarrow]

Remember, guys "Fuck a punk cus' I ain't him!"- Ice Cube. Well said, Cube, well said.