Jack in the Green T

I got belly pork sliding off me

[Jack in the Green T @JackBullyBull]

@DannyBoySaga Nobhead

[Blue6oy @blue6oy]

I was once booked and stretchered off in a game I didn’t play a single minute in.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

The high street in Rushden, Northamptonshire, two elderly gentlemen fallen in the space of an hour, near Greggs and the other near the King of Kings barbers.

The councils funds all used up housing invaders in 5 hotels in the area.

The same nationwide.

Disgraceful times!

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

🗣️”Mum, how was Dad after last nights 2-2 draw?”

Dad:

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 TRUMP IS ON A ROLL 🤣

“The turkeys go by the names of Gobble & Waddle.”

“When I first saw the pictures I thought we should call them … CHUCK AND NANCY.”

“But then I realized I would be pardoning them. And I would NEVER pardon those two people.” 😂🔥

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨MAJOR INCIDENT IN KENT - ARMED POLICE RESPOND

Last night Armed Police arrested a man near Faversham Railway station after responding to an "INTENT TO KILL" order

A man was making threats with a knife in the area.

No confirmation of anything yet on the arrested individual

[Jack in the Green T @JackBullyBull]

@AnfieldRd96 Nope

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨🎥 IN FULL: Nigel Farage responds to Keir Starmer's conference speech

- Accuses Starmer of "inciting" violence against him and believing all Reform voters "racist"

- Says he's "completely shocked" - "I used to think he was a decent man"

- Reform's vision for Britain "is the positive one"

- "I am now more determined than ever"

[Jack in the Green T @JackBullyBull]

@Keir_Starmer TWAT

[Jack in the Green T @JackBullyBull]

@rangers72__ @CansAndBansV12 Strange profile picture 🤣

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

They used AI to create a 1960s version of 50 Cent’s ‘Many Men,’ and it’s going viral. 😳🔥💯

[Jack in the Green T @JackBullyBull]

@TheLittleWaster You’re thick ent ya

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: London falls silent for fallen hero Charlie Kirk

The British media hated him. The British people certainly didn't.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Dealers All Over The UK Getting The Emergency Alert 🚨

[TheIrishWatchdog @WatchdogTh96012]

He should have told him to Foxtrot Oscar straight away. #Spuds #SpudsOfShepshed

[Shawn @southcentralbo2]

The fact niggas ain't seen chapter 23 and up is crazy

[Jack in the Green T @JackBullyBull]

@LFC_Tandy 3 at the back no!

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

The German police have had enough.