Jack Carton

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

It’s…

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Imagine how morally corrupt a sport can visibly and proudly be when a cheque for £600k will go to a playing staff member this month but a £600 non playing staff member cheque is stopped because it's "desperately needed" to protect club finances.

Just let that sink in.

[Jack Carton @JackCarton]

Self employed to access FULL PAY through HMRC through this crisis: SELF EMPLOYED TO ACCESS FULL PAY THROUGH HMRC EARNINGS THROUGH THIS CRISIS - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/qQDuw2UjKg via @UKChange

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

@cookiie992 @dazg93 cheers @dazg93 really enjoyed making it, thanks for the feedback, enjoy ya course fella 👍🏻

[Jack Carton @JackCarton]

@KFC_UKI_Help Hi your Dunstable High street store are not answering there phone! I wanted to amend something on my JustEat order!

[Talking THFC @TalkingTHFC]

Harry Kane will be fit for the final. How do I know? Exhibit A:

[Jack Carton @JackCarton]

@bet365 gutted but thanks! 😥

[Jack Carton @JackCarton]

@bet365 is my bet void? as far as I can see it's just the line that's void, not the whole bet. can you confirm?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A little word origin for the day: the dot above the letters i and j is called a 'tittle'. The expression 'to a T', meaning 'exactly', was originally 'to a tittle' - i.e. down to the smallest detail.

[Jack Carton @JackCarton]

@GroveTheatre When are @russell_kane tickets available for sale? I've checked your website a few times this morning and can't find a link for them?

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Didn't like August anyway! 😂

Solid performance and good result away from home. #ThreeLions 🦁🦁🦁

[Billie @Billie_T]

Buzzing for Arsenal Fan TV Season 5 Episode 1 tonight, please don't post spoilers

[Ryan Dick @RyanDick11]

Raging that the pigeon detectives are on the one hit wonders #summermix way more hits than that @BBCR1 @grimmers

[Bradley Lowery Foundation @Bradleysfight]

My brave boy has went with the angels today 07/07/17 at 13:35, in mammy and daddies arms surrounded by his... https://t.co/AowNwemgh3

[Jack Carton @JackCarton]

@grimmers @BBCR1 Our son Rory was loving the mixtape this morning!

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

I can reassure everyone that it will be a long time before "unbelievable jeff" retires 👍

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Genius, really. “When Nigel met Donald” by @JOE_co_uk:

[Jack Carton @JackCarton]

@FootySuperTips I whimped out, dont trust Fra-Swe game hope it lands to anyone braver than me!