jack

Creator of Cocomelon • @kaelands

[jack @JackColbert]

carrying my jersey mike’s bag with the same level of professionalism as the guy who holds the nuclear football

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?"

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

My first day as a coal miner is going so well!! I'm so glad that damn bird finally shut up haha

[jack @JackColbert]

my arraignment was today too if anyone cares

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Mothers and runaway daughters, reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson."

[joey star @TheAverageJoey]

male fantasy: eat a shrimp that weights 10 pounds

girl fantasy: bart simpson in real life

[jack @JackColbert]

@torfoes gem of a game

[new music 24th june (maybe) @amaaarrriii]

three bullets colliding

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@grandysyo hard agree

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@torfoes @Twitter

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lost a follower after this

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i want to eat the geico lizard

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@grandysyo oh my god

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game of the century

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if i ever ran for office my slogan would be “little guy, big ideas”

[jack @JackColbert]

only children and crossing guards wear neon