Jack Darling

Michael Scott is my spirit animal

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

There's nothing like a good sneeze

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Caught myself watching @foxnewstalk for a second there... #greattiming #muchbetter

[NFL @NFL]

.@Panthers fair-caught a punt with one second in the half...
Then tried a fair catch kick for three points!

You don't see this every Sunday. 👋👟🏈

📺: #CARvsTB on @NFLNetwork | @NFLUK
📱: NFL app // Yahoo Sports app
Watch free on mobile: https://t.co/xLc7ljuEnj

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

The Raiders have released WR Antonio Brown from the team today.

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Stepmom: Can I have a sip of your water?
Me: It’s not water...
Stepmom:....
Me:...
Stepmom: that’s okay

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Moon me 🌕🌕

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Swerve for frogs 🚗

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Just had my spinal cord tattooed for 3 hours what’d you do today

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Skateboards, dress shoes & protein powder

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Is this WiFi organic?

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

#NewProfilePic

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

“Dinners ready”

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Definitely want to attend my first rave this summer 😎👽

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Hurricane of hiccups inside me rn in the middle of class 🤙🏽

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

Country crisp sunlight
Peaking through my window at night

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

“He has black AF1’s. He definitely doesn’t care about his life. What makes you think he’s gonna care about mine?” 😂😂😂

[Jack Darling @JackDarling3]

4th gear lifestyle

[Danny Sadler @Danny_sadler23]

As a bartender, I’ll never get tired of when a 22 year old blonde walks up and before she orders... I hit her with the “vodka soda with just a SPLASH of cran?” And she looks at me like I’m some sort of fuckin wizard