Jack Johnson

32, Rangers. “We’ve still got hope so I think we’ll be fine”

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

When you’re halfway through printing something in the office and the orange light on the printer starts flashing

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear I highly doubt he’s signing tbh

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@Mykuhl I’ve found Brendon McCullum’s burner account

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@MajicPudding @NoContextCounty Sorry mate, who was the last English captain to be caught ball tampering? Would you care to enlighten me.

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@MajicPudding @NoContextCounty Steve Smith is booed for being a cheat, not because he isn’t a good cricketer.

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear My main problem with Butland was that he would never come off his line for long balls, hopefully that now changes

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear May as well just keep Butland ffs

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@tomcuff1 @BristolCity We’d be lucky to finish 2nd pal

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@whiskeyjack86 @CricketCaptain The graphics being the same is the best bit about the game imo, proper nostalgia trip!

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@Alex_G_79 @voigthill He’s earned the right to do that.

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear It’s surely not Mcinness either? I assume it will be Gerrard

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@lancscricket They tried their best to not give it!

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@Greigredstar10 @rangersnewsuk Like Mikey Moore?

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@Greigredstar10 @rangersnewsuk Not every signing is going to be an experienced leader ffs

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@lancscricket The only Lancashire player I’ll never get mad at.

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear Currently watching the wiggles with my little lad, never enjoyed it more 😂

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear That’s what I’m going with mate, what else can you do on a day like today.

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear Celtic winning the league could well be a blessing in disguise for us. Hopefully their board continue to tread water, maybe even give maloney the job 😂

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear Hearts red card on Saturday in the first half is inevitable. I genuinely can’t believe this Celtic side are going to win the title, we had a chance to end their season 2 months ago and this bunch of spineless losers blew it.

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@KaiGWatson No point Hearts even turning up on Saturday. This only ends one way.

[Jack Johnson @JackDJohnson93]

@rossco_bear Hope that Scott Bradley wanker shites out a hedgehog later.