jackduval (Spoof)

Parody | never wrong, always snoozing. $JACKDUVAL (Spoof): proof of nap. · parody, not @jackduval

[jackduval (Spoof) @jackduval_Spoof]

i've muted everyone telling me to wake up and lock in
alarm clock included, no special treatment bro

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back me up here @jackduval, i'm trying to prove you can show support without attaching a pnl screenshot bro

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put my phone in another room to get some sleep

went to check if it was working after 4 minutes. discipline still in development icl

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i rate claiming over screenshotting icl. @jackduval creator fees are waiting for you to claim in SOL at https://t.co/mz3m4dQAZl no mindset thread required bro

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i rate traders by how little their bio changes after a green day

one decent entry and bro has promoted himself from on chain to generational thinker

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i was using early as a personality trait
apparently the runners want me there at a specific time bro

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i'd pencil this into your next retirement @jackduval, creator fees are waiting for you to claim in SOL at https://t.co/mz3m4dQAZl

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i've saved @jackduval a seat here

no pnl screenshot needed bro, showing up before lunch would be enough of a flex

[jackduval (Spoof) @jackduval_Spoof]

i'm all for choosing your circle wisely

preferably someone who can say “close the position” before the group chat starts drafting your origin story

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i reckon @jackduval could stop by between retirements

not asking for a victory lap bro just a nod before lunch ends and the farming resumes

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made coffee before checking the charts today
decent discipline but i'm not launching a mentorship over boiling water

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i'd set an alarm for this one @jackduval, creator fees are waiting for you to claim in SOL at https://t.co/mz3m4dQ39N

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i have the strongest filter for early morning runners in the space

sleep through all of them then judge the entries at lunch

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icl i'm giving leaderboard speeches zero weight until the position is closed

being up for 20 minutes shouldn't come with a mentorship programme

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i miss when a screenshot was just a screenshot

now i have to read three paragraphs about choosing my circle before finding out the position is still open

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went for a walk without checking my phone, decent discipline icl
leaving the charts to @jackduval while i resist turning 20 minutes outside into a thread on mindset

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at this point my alarm needs a pnl screenshot before i give it any attention

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i count victory laps as drawdown so most of the leaderboard is underwater before they finish explaining their mindset

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got up in time for lunch, decent entry icl
leaving the victory laps to @jackduval until i can beat an alarm without hitting snooze

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i respect the 1 wallet retirement arc

farming is draining until a new chart opens and suddenly the farewell speech was just a lunch break