It's fun to think about lorne michales producing mean girls not for NBC or whatever their movie company is called. Guys got an office in their big fancy tower and makes a certified hit for paramount
"Lemon, by now you've seen the Mean Girls musical trailer."
"Musical? They didn't sing once."
"No one actually likes musicals, it's called Wonkaing. You advertise all the non-musical parts of the musical."
"Wonka is a musical?"
"Don't let that get out, we can't have a panic."
this is such a weirdly succinct way to describe what might be the worst piece of entertainment ive ever seen (The 9/11 west wing episode that is an non cannonical play that was released 2 weeks after the attacks and Sorkin just had so much to say)
The idea of being stuck in the cave with Gollum is absolutely terrifying because there's no way I'm coming up with a riddle to stump that little freak. I'd be dead in 30 seconds flat. half a sentence out and his eating my brain