The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️

They/Them • Gender and Sexuality Chaotic • Animal & Plant Tamer • Extremely Amateur Photographer • Existential Threat • Patron of Chaos

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

me to all the ho's when i walk into the club: hello hos :)

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

I love when tweets make me talk in a way that's extremely off-brand as to meet harsh, censuring limits. Unlike any other form of communication that I, an ASD, ADHD, bipolar, queer, agender, horror obsessed person just isn't comfortable with or accustomed to

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

The nihilist in me says that as refreshing as it feels like to admire a person who captivates u, so shall be the fall off a high 🌧️. The realist in me says that clouds are actually quite heavy & I should just be glad they've stayed in the sky & I haven't directly earned their 🌩️

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

I'm beginning to embrace the fact that I'm never going to be able to fuck someone again without saying something outrageously worrying the first time we meet, to see if I scare them away. I won't mean it, but it will make the fuckbois/grrrls reconsider which is a huge ➕➕➕

[eden is online @peedenisonline]

do you think they train dogs in movies to hump on command for funny gags and jokes? That’s so fucked…..

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

@MattWalshBlog Chihuahuas have actually been proven to be the most dangerous and aggressive dog, compared but golden retrievers. Both were rated Far higher than pitbulls (who didn't even make the top ten) and Chows, who are widely regarded as extremely aggressive. So. No. Sry.

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

My newest kink is watching commercials where the company's obviously forced some employee to be in the commercial and they obviously have absolutely no passion or want to do so and clearly just know they're gonna have to attend another pizza party for this in lieu of payment

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

My new year's resolution is to stop saying "nice to meet you" to new people when I have literally zero evidence to draw from and that is WILD conjecture at best

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

It is FUCKING concerning to watch a video on YouTube with someone trying to explain MySpace to Gen Z. Please, let it end with us. Generational trauma is a thing. Millennials can't go through this again.

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

Remember, bipolar friends, just four more months until our mania kicks in and we're the life of the party who live in immaculately clean houses again!

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

I'm pretty sure I caught a really nasty cold on New Year's Eve, thus empirically proving that although it is indeed a new year, it is, regrettably, the same old me.

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

Be it ever so humble...

#home #livingroom #interiordesign #colorful #corgisofinstagram #corgi #velvet #indoorgardening #indoorplants #plants #noplacelikehome #comfort #altar #art #christmastree @ Milwaukee, Wisconsin https://t.co/Cx9wkp69T7

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

Just posted a photo @ Milwaukee, Wisconsin https://t.co/hbgXxze98M

[jordan adika @JordanAdika]

2023 resolutions = double the head double the bread 💵

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

@EMILOVESTWIT Found a video w/ some kid titled "I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD WHEN I LEARNED HOW FIRES START!" ...They left a candle burning until the drapes caught & then acted shocked like they never considered that could happen. Welcome to adulthood, everything is drapes and you are fire. 😐

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

I'm really just really flattered that Facebook feels like I'm adulty enough to not only design wallpaper that would not offend any guests or clergy that cared to stop by, but also to afford it, to be honest. See, this proves that it's not *all* about algorithms.

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

Just posted a photo @ Milwaukee, Wisconsin https://t.co/NikbNNBUVA

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

@MattWalshBlog Oh wow now you know how the gays felt... Since TV existed. Die insecure; we won't.

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

Just posted a photo @ Milwaukee, Wisconsin https://t.co/V808TXxFSU

[The Patron 🏳️‍⚧️ @JackelMoon]

I'm not hung over, surprise surprise! I mean, I'm as shocked as you. Happy New Year, friends!
You are SO IMPORTANT And loved - never forget it!