Jack

Gently unambitious middle-aged invalid

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@FarleyKatz I had an idea. Two gay chickens are talking to a fried. One says, "I guess you could call us a three boner household."

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@JackGallagher You good put on say thing. I give little kiss.

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I go into a cab without realizing some people down the road. Oh well! Better luck in the future!

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@DAP99 Help me out with something, here. I want to do a HumbleBork (sp?) about how I actually like Chris Cornell's "You Know My Name."

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@arielawonders It's good, but it has a misfortunate error where it calls the story fictional.

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Man, old people love discussing their family problems over the phone in waiting rooms.

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I was reading the Wikipedia entry on The Crow again. Four of the actors' pages were already dark purple from some recent research.

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At last, my periodic brief attentions to the affairs of the Bruins have been paid off.

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I love 1990 cinema classic Dick Tracy, but I find it excessive that it cost over 100 million dollars to make.

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Come on, Thor director Kenneth Branagh. Grow up and license "Immigrant Song."

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Thor uses Dutch angles with the wanton liberality of the Batman TV show.

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Thor is complicated business. Good thing I have an ivy league education in the field of symbology.

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Where is Primitive Radio God's "Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money in My Hand" now?

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Sean Penn's hilarious tour de force in Tree Of Life is a shoe-in for this year's Teen Choice Awards.

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Tree Of Life is a breakneck thrill-a-minute shocker that will have you on the edge of your seat guessing what happens next.

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http://www.boweryboogie.com/2011/05/bees-swarm-grand-street-mailbox/

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Why haven't I seen Agyness Deyn in the news lately? Is she expired?

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An elderly man stepped on my foot, then he and an old lady yelled at me for not riding the bus properly.

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@arielawonders Cool, thank you. In the meanwhile, work on finding me those ginger cookies.

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@arielawonders If you don't mind, I'll come by tonight. I imagine it's nothing, but I like to worry too much.