John Terhaar

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

Don Draper isn’t a good smiler. He has an awkward smile. There I said it. We were all thinking it. It’s out there.

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Why must we work so hard to take it easy?

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

Becoming an adult is realizing the plot of the Parent Trap, a premise that I placidly accepted, was in fact a disturbing look at two sociopaths who treated their children like a matching luggage set.

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

"The bond's Name. James Name"
Pleased to... what?
"Bond Name's the james"
Are you alright?
"Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

@MaxTemkin thank you. We need more people to highlight this in the way you are.

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

My cat just scored 1010 points on #Friskies #CatFishing..... it wasn't really the cat ;) https://t.co/4uCHs1Myje

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

#OTPH #upshow

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

#OTPH #upshow

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

#OPTH #upshow

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

#OTPH #upshow

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

#OTPH #upshow

[muscle_fitness @muscle_fitness]

The 9 best exercises you're not doing. http://t.co/fuBMqzXlat

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

https://t.co/oetCAH4Ecr

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

Caught blinking

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

Missing home

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

@librarycongress I got to say, I was really impressed with the response time. Real person or bot?

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

Dear library of congress... Are you really saving this tweet? @librarycongress

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

Was gunna go to the gym... But some things take priority.

http://t.co/Izuse311BD

[Emma Terhaar @emma_terhaar]

The future dairy farmers of America threw blocks of sharp cheddar from their float instead of candy #GodBlessAmerica

[John Terhaar @JackGordonJohn]

@emma_terhaar ... And you posted it on twitter #shortsighted