Jack Hoffer

Therealjackhoffer Former ESPN Analyst. Featured in Ny times, Washington post, and the Wallstreet journal.

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BREAKING NEWS: Per Adam Schefter

Cowboys trade Trevon Diggs and a 3rd for Travis Etienne Jr.

The trade is likely to happen after week 9.

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@lilwayne

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Coochie in this face I ain’t got no worries #spooky

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@JellyHamSamwich Let’s get spooky 😉. Jack hof, signing back on

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Chinese spare ribs so gasssss

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Word on da street Kayne making an appearance at halftime. Per Jack hoffer

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I think wheaties may be my new favorite cereal. Ducking feel anabolic as fuck

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$Google stock, thanks for the dinner tonight. Had to sell you of for your terrible performance this year. Anyways Salute. Friday Baby.

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@JellyHamSamwich Pencil dive so I could cash out

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Top 5 GOATS
1. Michael Jordan
2. @dantheman4542
3. Johnny Sins
4. Eli manning
5. Darf

Thoughts?

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Life is really just a grind to get fucked up on the weekends.

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Just had to reassure everyone here. Jelly ham is on to sometning. Creds @McConaughey

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Just keep on livin livin, L I V I N

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New Year New Me!
Shut up stacey. Nobody cares.

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Triple a batteries finna the worst batteries on god bro. Why can’t eveyrthing be double A?.

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If your bitch order pasta with butter or chicken fingers at a fancy restaurant your bitch don’t know how to eat. Nah Cristi you gettin that NY strip 18oz medium rare tn cuzz.

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Taking so many fucking Ls today like holy fuck.

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@MichaelDarf 17% golf and 3% the beers you owe me

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I am Top G

but @elonmusk Is Top E

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ernie’s night before thanksgiving

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Me at Earnies Tmr night