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just living life day by day

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Girls be having the ugliest dogs and hyping them up so much

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If you don’t know anything about credit you better get to learning about it

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Hits 70 degrees in Alabama and all the white girls are freaking out

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If I compliment you saying you’re cute and you ignore me or you’re short you’re no longer cute you’re a bitch

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3/4 of the chicks I match with on tinder aren’t about shit and a waste of time

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@alydiamakiya you’re a bad bitch bby

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If she owns a cat she’s more then likely a crazy bitch

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Can a fellow mobilan please tell me what the move is tomorrow night

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@MyaMariePalmer sweetie I’m better then this 😂

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@savannahdelyn me with you

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@savannahdelyn stfu

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If someone was to write me a check for all the money I’ve ever spent in the bar, lemme tell you Id be rich

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With out Mardi Gras what will mobile have to look forward to this year...

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I literally see the same people at the gas station every morning

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@da_lane_man hell no not I

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Why the heck are all these girls pregnant outta no where all at once

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The amount of time I spent on Facebook market page a day is unhealthy

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I truly don’t know if I will ever be able to actually like someone enough to settle down anytime soon, I enjoy my life how it is to much

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Hoes be doing the same thing 😂 bitch just tell me if I ain’t enough