Jack Hotel

Folk band to the stars. Unapologetic cajón shaming daily.

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@stellmoney Sorry for you anyway homie, though I know you will do well

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@touch_people 1 ham for me

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@touch_people Darren what's worse is the guy's name is Jon Fishman

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

The cajón of billionaires

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

elon got rid of the verification system, realized why it was there in the first place, brought it back. got rid of content moderation, realized it was necessary, brought it back. brought back kanye, realized why he was banned, re-banned him. what a humble genius he is

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

Happy Halloween! 🎃👺👻🧛🧟

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@touch_people I agree that it has a certain elegance, and in the right frame of mind I think it's kind of beautiful, but sometimes I find it very upsetting and resent it as well

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@alicebolin Le Divorce, maybe?

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@touch_people Damn it, fuck. Roll your shirts, you asshole. It's the only right way to do it and if you keep serving them flat I swear to God I will scream while hitting a snare drum for 6 minutes.

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@touch_people @jr_svg This was honestly me yesterday -- bought some huge farmer's market onions, and later followed a recipe that called for "1 onion, diced." I was like, "But you've never seen my onions."

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

Why would you buy a cajón when you could stand in front of the open refrigerator, crack a half-empty bottle of mayonnaise, and scream into it

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@touch_people What an episode!

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@ol_loud Still haven't watched this show and I'm embarrassed to say so

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@ol_loud I didn't have high hopes and have been pleasantly surprised!

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

Why would you buy a cajón when you could make a wig out of grass clippings and run into music circles gobbling like a turkey

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

Just as the peanut is not technically a nut, the cajón is annoying

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

That @BetterCallSaul hasn't threatened to sweep the Emmys every year, starting at least around season 3, is frankly shocking and I intend to write my congressman

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@ol_loud Woof

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@levarburton Classy job, dude!

[Jack Hotel @JackHotelBand]

@alicebolin Haha "realistic facts of life strikes the minds of the readers the most"