@babyjooj#top5#EleventhAnnual
1. When the vacation makes it past the group chat
2. A Successful prank phone call
3. When your screen time drops 10%
4. Talking like you know reality stars
5. Saying “I could be tik tok famous if I wanted to be”
1. Being covid free since ‘93
2. When u switch lanes in traffic & your lane starts to move first
3. Watching the sunrise after a night out
4. Saying u don’t want to drink a lot & u end up being the drunkest one
5. When the entire blackjack table beats the dealer
#Top5@babyjooj
☝🏻 Saying “Good Morning” to someone at a liquor store
✌🏻 Pretending to shoot water out of my fingertips in the shower
👌🏻 L and R socks
🤘🏻🤘🏻 Still having an after school snack as a full grown adult
✋🏻 The adrenaline rush of a Mad Max free-for-all after a toll booth
#Top5@babyjooj
@babyjooj#Top5FavoriteThings
1. Overstaying your welcome
2. Compliment circles
3. Hearing someone else’s alarm knowing you don’t have to wake up
4. Zillow surfing for houses you can’t afford
5. Saying “I’m not drunk I just mixed too many drinks” after you throw up at the bar