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Felipe Calderon Terminated. Owen Wilson Sentenced. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #Barca #elclasico

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Queen Elizabeth II Killed. Jude Law Indicted. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #Netherlands #barrea

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Vaclav Klaus Murdered. George Clooney Sought By CIA. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #tweaja #adebayor

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Emperor Akihito Shot Down. Matt Damon Sought By Police. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #veryannoying #whatanembarrassment

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Alvaro Colom Shot In The Head. Vernon Kay Indicted. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #CODBlackOps #Yee

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Bill Clinton Obliterated. Leonardo DiCaprio Sent To Jail. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #DoubleXP #Token

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Felipe Calderon Assassinated. Gavin Henson Under Arrest. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #criminal #blackops

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Sharif Ahmed Dead. Duncan James In Custody. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #hannahandsavannah #tuesdayteamnews

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Sharif Ahmed Murdered. Jared Leto Imprisoned. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #SBS #CrazyChristians

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Muammar al-Gaddafi Shot Down. Leonardo DiCaprio Imprisoned. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #youth #bullying

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Felipe Calderon Shot In The Head. George Clooney In Custody. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #stf #LGBT

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Pope Benedict XVI Obliterated. Rob Lowe Charged. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #Elon #SEAL

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King Albert II Terminated. David Walliams Indicted. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #Sarajevo #Nigeria

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Nany Pelosi Shot Down. Enrique Iglesias Charged. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #JackVidgen #Chooka

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Emperor Akihito Shot In The Head. Enrique Iglesias Charged. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #automatedtweets #sytycd

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Jimmy Carter Obliterated. Nigel Harman Sought By Police. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #Perth #cheers

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Nany Pelosi Shot In The Head. Mel Gibson Sought By FBI. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #NOT #pesst

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George W. Bush Shot In The Head. Jim Carrey Sentenced. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #ps #diadelalba

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Ali Khamenei Shot Down. Justin Timberlake In Jail. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #chrisbrown #PlayBookLove

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Kim Yong-nam Killed. Tom Cruise In Jail. http://bit.ly/le2TbC #TheThingsToDoWitThatGirl #delayedtelecast