Jackie DiVito

🎭 Actor at Boston’s Ghosts and Gravestones 🎭 Patti in Unbroken Circle at SSTW 🏳️‍🌈Love is love is love 📍Quincy, MA

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

Some people can wear a scarf more than once before washing it because they don’t spill 1/2 a cup of coffee on it by the end of the day. I am not one of those people.

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

A series of thoughts from this morning:
Why is my fridge leaking?
Why is there an empty ice cube tray in my fridge?
Fuck.

[Brooklyn McKnight @brookmcknight]

So many people are unhappy with their bodies. Like why? You are beautiful. Shut up and eat your fries

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

Here’s a tip! Don’t tell someone “your face looks depressed today” and not expect to be yelled at. Shit head. I’m literally tired.. but now I’m also aggravated.

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

I have SO many good theatre/ work/ Wednesday memes saved on my phone today- my coworkers in our group chat aren’t gonna know what hit ‘em!

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

I live for the reactions I get when I go next door to the restaurant to use the restroom in my ghost costume. #actorlife

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

Acting all day. Then teaching theatre at rehearsal tonight. It’s a completely exhausting life.. and I wouldn’t trade it for anything. 🎭🥰

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

Being a part of the Boston theatre community is amazing- except when EVERYONE YOU KNOW has shows ALL THE DAMN TIME and you want to go to all of them to support your friends but you don’t have time or money to do so!!! #stress

[reminding you to drink water @drinkwaterslut]

T I M E

T O

D R I N K

W A T E R

Y O U

S T U P I D

B I T C H

[Chloé @ChloeLukasiak]

There’s nothing worse than when your brain randomly decides to remind you of an embarrassing moment & suddenly you’re grimacing in public

[jen @notinternetjen]

I want to watch Booksmart so BADLY

[Chloé @ChloeLukasiak]

If you are capable of washing your face without getting water all over the sink counter and your shirt then I really admire you

[Chloé @ChloeLukasiak]

Nothing is more annoying than watching a tv show or a movie that you love with someone who’s seeing it for the first time & stressing if they’re enjoying it

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

When you have a great audition and then the “waiting game” that follows destroys your heart and soul..

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

Love that for them. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️👍

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

Shoutout to the guys who ask me to “hangout” to which I respond “sure! Just as friends, right? Don’t want to lead you on, I’m gay,” & they then say “don’t be so cocky, I wasn’t asking you out” and then never talk to be again because their egos are SO much larger than their dicks.

[Christina D'Ambrosio @christinadambro]

Nick Jonas: proposes with a $200K ring, books a palace for the weekend, has multiple million-dollar wedding ceremonies

Joe Jonas: elopes in Las Vegas with ring pops for rings and has Diplo as his wedding photographer

There are two types of siblings.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

i drank so much coffee. i can taste time

[Camden Scott @cammiescott]

There needs to be an @hgtv show on renters making their homes nicer but everything being reversible for when you end your lease.

[Jackie DiVito @JackieDivito]

Literally just said out loud “I’ve just got to wash my teeth and brush my face and then I’ll be ready!” #itsfriday