Jackie Rojas

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Go ManchesterU!
RT @SnoopDogg Don't need all tha credit but a little extra support from urs truly 4 http://tl.gd/30ffas

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Survey- who uses facebook and prefers it to Twitter?

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RT @DougBenson Happy B-day America. Show me your tits.

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RT @Funny_Bits Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed limit. ~~~ Peter Beckmann http://dlvr.it/XCch

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And if you're a sweet transvestite- don't dream it, be it
RT @Funny_Bits If you can dream it, you can do it. ~~~ http://tl.gd/2739kj

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Ditto. RT @JohnLeguizamo Morning world. I is ready + willing today

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Hey @pomonaprs just when u think u send em on their way, they might come back RT @chipcoffey RT @OneidaShark do http://tl.gd/26jee5

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Eeeww RT @WildFacts Eskimo Ice Cream is made of neither ice, nor cream; rather, fruit and fish. http://ow.ly/23VwQ #wildfacts

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RT @BestAt RT @goldengateblond: What is this "patience" of which you speak? ANSWER ME!

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No shit.. Now that I get that can I let it be official I made it past first grade? RT @ComedyCentral Are You http://tl.gd/26jbm1

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@ryan_buell

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RT @Pink is it weird when your husbands ex follows you?
Hell yes it's weird

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If you can't play with your food, why is it acceptable to play with your wine??? RT @BestAt RT @Maui_Speaks: http://tl.gd/1u7jkd

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RT @DougBenson Since I have yet to be verified by Twitter, I'm starting to think I might not be me. #verifymeyoubastards

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Readers beware! RT @BestAt RT @BettyLies: When my daughter was two, I knew The Cat in the Hat by heart, but http://tl.gd/1sm3jv

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Ah yes, Dogma was a good movie RT @ThatKevinSmith Yesterday, I found God at the movie theater. She wasn't http://tl.gd/1sm09t

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Update on Gary Coleman's condition: "His condition has progressively worsened," says his manager. http://ow.ly/1RdV9

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Don't miss TOSH-O-THON on Sunday from 3-9p (EST) on @ComedyCentral! Catch all the best #puke moments, #webredemptions, & nutshots.

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Google is spying on us! RT @cracked 5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google: http://bit.ly/cZW0xV by. Robert Evans

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Im finding mae west could be my alter ego
RT @Funny_Bits Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex http://tl.gd/191d4u