Jackie wangari

Life is too short to be sad 🎆
Choose happiness🌞

[masanduku @biggmammaaaaaaa]

Mi nayo napenda maswali. I will “why” you to death

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

"na uko na mkono soft, kwani hufanyangi kazi??"
very stupid question that one🤦🏻‍♂️

[𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti]

I am very surprised Java has never opened a branch in Ronga. The market is there. The money is there. What is the hold up?

[Abu 𝕩 @Abu_007_]

You're lucky to be born after the slavery era.

[Kamùdù Dragon @Hey__Z]

Leo nmepatana na this teacher that beat me for writing an Insha titled 'Nahodha wa ngotha ' . Basically it was based on a children's novel called captain underpants

[2017 Dybala @_justvic1]

In the words of Sheldon Cooper, nothing beats 73.
73 is the 21st prime number
It's mirror 37 is the 12th prime number
21 reversed is 12
Also 7 × 3 is 21

In binary, 73 is a palindrome: 1001001

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Can’t believe they raised a whole generation scared to use the word “si”

[Wazniga'🦉 @IGazih]

Grown ass adults Can't hold a conversation in their own mother tongue, but suddenly they're on a 200-day Duolingo streak learning German.Misplaced Priorities.

[Sash✨ @Vibewithsashaaa]

I saw someone on TikTok say that kuna mandatory hearbreaks and it might be true .
Ya 19 years
23 years
27 years
Nimebakisha moja sasa nigraduate 😭😂.
And my hg has not gone through any 😂😂😂

[ShitIsAboutToGoDown @findyouagirl]

🤣🤣🤣

[‘Cole 🌞💗 @nicr1zzyyy]

“shuru pls” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[⚖️Preston🇰🇪 @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

You have to finish that short course /masters etc. You will not slack sorry.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Me as a therapist: Na umejaribu kutoka Nairobi

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Girls don’t hate cooking.
They hate being told that they have to cook because they’re girls.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

forever in a rush to get home and do nothing but lay down😂😭

[✒️ @Literariium]

Romanticize the quiet parts of your life. The book. The coffee. The sunlight. The walk. The nature.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

How come 8 hours at home take 20 mins but 8 hours at work take 6 daysss

[Sharonstone @shaz_oyoo]

Born to say: “Kila mtu ni mtu mkubwa hapa”
Forced to say: “We respect everyone here” 😆😆😆😆😆 #Rejectfuelprices

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Words you need to use more this year:

Sina

Sitaki

Haiwezekani

Imeisha

Know this and know peace.