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@Amarevia a) no you're not
b) No matter your age, you will never be a hag
c) Hags can be cute too

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@linmilanom If I've got anything, I've got good hair genetics

My dad has all his hair and he's approaching 60. My mum went through chemo and didn't lose a single strand of hair

But then my granded is as bald as they come; here's hoping it doesn't skip a generation

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I'm gonna be 50 years old and still hate getting my haircut

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@linmilanom If I ever start losing my hair i'm just gonna shave it all of - fuck it, I don't wanna be dealing with it lol

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@sukufalke Not a day goes by where I don't think about killing myself, and now i'm mostly just detatched and numb

But someone who works in McDonalds, who I have no memory of ever talking to, has a crush on me, so maybe i'm doing something right lol

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@sukufalke Toji drinks out of bottles before he pays for them, and when he offers Megumi if he wants a sip, he praises Megumi for saying no

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@EEJANAlKA Don't get me wrong, idgaf how people experience games, but i dawned on me that someone who just watched a persona playthrough isn't experiencing the full game

Like, so much of what make persona games persona games is how you spend down time - which I imagine must be cut

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@EEJANAlKA I don't follow esports or call of duty or whatever, but I'm pretty sure there are several paralysed streamers that play with their mouth

Then there's jrpgs that don't need alot of mechanical skill

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@EEJANAlKA I hope england loses
Brazil and England are obssessed with the sport, but we are shit at it and brazil is not

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@funnymicrobe I'm on my way

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@katerpillarAO3 This is takaba-Kenjaku relationship, for the record

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@sukufalke If it was me and Sukuna on that boat, he would turn around and see me doing this

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When I see the word 'Yuri' i think of Lowenthal and not beautiful women

I'm sorry

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@EEJANAlKA Man I don't know anything about the culture of mmos, but a raid taking 6 months to clear sounds bananas

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@sukufalke Well... heh... not to brag but i've had old ladies call me handsome before.... heh...

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@TimothyPSmith7 @qurrie_com @thejenkinscomic Is every day a hot day in europe, Tim?

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@TimothyPSmith7 @qurrie_com @thejenkinscomic Air conditioner is used more often?

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@sukufalke Not a service weapon, and definitely not legal, but Sukuna definitely hides brass knuckles somewhere on his body