Jack Ditmyer

Professional Wumbologist

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

SWAMP DRAINED!

THANK YOU, PRESIDENT TRUMP!

THIS 👏 IS 👏 WHAT 👏 I 👏 VOTED 👏 FOR 👏

CRY MORE LIBERALS 😂😂 WE DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GAY CLEAN WATER 😂😂

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Hey wait that’s not what Republicans told me would happen when mega-corporations raise revenue, their bottom-lines, and expand their margins?

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I am going to need all the anti vaxxer, MAHA mommies to weigh in on why this is somehow fine, but the MMR vaccine is not.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

I think this episode perfectly encapsulates the new right: Trump says he doesn't care about Americans. JD Vance is asked what he thinks about that, and the quote is read to him word for word, but all he can do, because he has no spine, no moral compass, no self-respect for himself as an American, is deny that Trump said it at all. Then Trump doubles down, knowing full well that his base will swallow his contempt for them, and that no one around Trump, least of all dogs on leashes like Vance, would dare ask him to mask his hatred for the average person, while conservative media from The Blaze to The Daily Wire will praise Trump for being so refreshingly candid about how much he hates this country and its people, which they will also call patriotism.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” -George Orwell, 1984.

[Jack Ditmyer @JackKellenDit]

@surfacesmusic Extremely happy for you and excited for what’s to come!

[Tim @trouble_man90]

So businesses raised their prices to offset the tariffs, we the consumers paid those higher prices, and now those same businesses can get reimbursed from the government for tariffs we already covered for them by paying higher prices?? And *they* get a refund and we don’t??

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

Donald Trump’s Accusers:

Katie Johnson (13): He raped her at parties connected to Jeffrey Epstein.

Anonymous (13 or 15): Forced her down to his pen*s. She bit it. He punched her.

E. Jean Carroll: “He pinned me against a wall… and r*ped me in a dressing room.”

Stacey: He groped her at Trump Tower after Epstein introduced them.

Jill: “He pushed me against a wall… tried to put his hand up my skirt.” and attempted to r*pe her.

Ivana Trump: Described a violent sexual encounter where she felt “violated”

Jessica: “He was like an octopus… his hands were everywhere.” Groped her on a plane.

Natasha: “He pushed me against the wall and forced his tongue down my throat.”

Karena: “He grabbed my breast… out of nowhere.”

Rachel: “He kissed me directly on the mouth… without consent.”

Mindy: “He grabbed my butt… I jumped.”

Kristin: “He reached under my skirt and touched my vagina.”

Anonymous (Teenager): Trafficked to him and raped. Then witnessed newborn being murdered and disposed of in Lake Michigan.

Lisa: He walked in on nude women during a private event. “[Trump] stuck his head right underneath their skirts.”

Cathy: “He grabbed me and tried to kiss me on the lips.”

Temple: He cornered and forcibly kissed her.

Bridget (late teens): Said he entered dressing areas while contestants were changing.

Tasha: “He just came strolling right in… while we were naked.”

Mariah: “He would just walk in… no second thought.”

Victoria (late teens): Said he inspected contestants while they were undressed.

Samantha: “We were lined up… like pieces of meat.”

Ninni: “He grabbed my butt… before we went on stage.”

Jessica: “He grabbed us tightly… kissed us without permission.”

Summer: “He thrust his genitals… tried to kiss me aggressively.”

Juliet: “He tried to kiss me on the lips in an elevator.”

Alva: “He grabbed my hand and leaned in to kiss me.”

Karen: Groping at a New Year’s Eve event at Mar-a-Lago.

Cassandra: “He continually grabbed my ass… invited me to his hotel room.”

Jennifer: He kissed her on the lips after a meeting.

Amy: “He just shoved his tongue down my throat and I was pushing him off. And then that’s when his grip became tighter and his hands were very gropey and all over my butt, my breasts, my back, everything. I was in his grip, and I couldn’t get out of it.”

Melinda: Trump grabbed her butt at Mar-a-lago.

Anonymous: Trump went into her room without being invited, and tried to get in bed with her.

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

It hasn’t quite trickled down yet bro. Just one more tax cut bro I promise this time it will! Just one more tax cut bro just one more bro please trust just one more tax cut!

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

are the republicans going to ask “where are we getting that money from” for this the same way they do when we talk about feeding kids in elementary schools or providing daycare for working families or providing healthcare for americans ?

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

"We can't take care of sick people or kids because we'd rather use the money on war" is a hell of a midterms pitch

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

The breathtaking hypocrisy of this is off the charts. Trump’s ex-wife was killed too. But not by ISIS. She fell down the stairs at home. The day before she was to testify to his malfeasance. He buried her on his golf course. He was no longer with her at the time. He’d left her to shack up with his pregnant girlfriend. Who was donated to him by Jeffrey Epstein. When SHE gave birth he was sleeping with a Porn Star. But hey, Joe Kent remarried four and a half years after Isis killed the mother of his kids that he’d been raising alone…

[Cyrus Janssen @thecyrusjanssen]

US Government in 2025: Chinese people have no freedom because they are not allowed to criticize their government!

US Government in 2026: Google, Instagram and Facebook listen up, if any US citizens criticize our new policies hand over their information

You honestly can’t make up how deep the levels of hypocrisy and double standards run in this administration.

What an absolute joke 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Sai Ishaya @Sai_Ishaya_]

This is the craziest thing about all of this. There are millions of files that are still unreleased. Some of the reasons are because of "death", extreme sexual assault etc.

So no matter how repulsed you are of what you're reading about Trump, just imagine what the DOJ are still hiding and may never come to light.

But it doesn't matter to his base, after all, even if he is a paedophile, rapist, or a murderer, he is bringing Christian values back to the White House.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

All of these "right to carry" dipshits who have been screaming about tyranny for 100 years are suddenly weak scared little bootlicking fucks when confronted with actual tyranny.

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

Masked gestapo beats a man 8v1 on the ground. Steal his gun from his waistband. Get frustrated. Unload 5 shots into him point blank. Spin zone is that "they recovered a gun."

The regime will tell you to doubt your lying eyes and you will, because you can't think for yourselves anymore. FAFO! Just comply!

There's no coming back from this. And it will get worse. A complete collapse of democracy and everybody parroting their talking points are complicit. This country is fucking cooked.

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

"...approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here."

This is the victim, holding a phone in his right hand before CBP assaults and murders him.
They're lying to you, spitting in the eye of everyone who can see.

[LaurenWalshArt @LaurenWalshArt]

Wdym that already happened my guy. Y’all flopped your pitch so bad on top of that. Ya’ll came out like “hey yall use this thing that’s replacing you at work, steals the joy out of you hobbies, makes you distrust anything you see online, makes non-consensual porn of women, -

[Chris Kavanagh @C_Kavanagh]

… couldn’t you drink whole milk anytime you liked in America? This is an illustration of what modern conservatism is about.