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Bold Wallflower.

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New record - WHAT COLOR TIME IS - https://t.co/9us8Hsuf13

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A new album made with talented friends is now posted here:
http://t.co/ou8JnRqOTw #pdxmusic

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We Miss You Always River. RIP

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Tracers - ALPHAJERK http://t.co/baltdWpG #indie, #music, #freemusic, #free

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I enjoy the Olympics cause it makes me feel my own athletic hopes and dreams are still within reach of this bar stool.

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I appreciate your support but carls jr make a grilled cheese cheeseburger and my heavenly father needs me

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I ended my professional badminton career early because my ego was out of control.

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Matt LeBlanket would be a snuggler for sure.

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youre a lady your mitts should be cold and dry like your cold black heart

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what happened to the curtsy? No germ transfer...

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Re-injured my quad muscle playing air-guitar to Thin Lizzy's "Jailbreak."

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I'm about to kick this day's ass. Right after this nap.

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Does my face look fat on this neck?

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Yeah buddy! RT @WorkApart: @shaineschroeder http://t.co/zbltEqVT

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Speed wobbles: http://t.co/U2xwvhD7

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Found the God particle... now on to that pesky Jesus particle. It's harder to find cause it disappears and then comes back 3 days later.

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My son just told a stranger his name is Thunderlips, so my life hasn't been a complete disaster after all. http://t.co/rUAggdfo

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When I hear the word "mammogram," I can't help but envision singing titties.

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Katy Perry's face is what make-up was invented for.

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I'm so mad at stuff. I'm like Matt LeBlanc.