Jack

Jack of all trades, master of fuck all.

[Happening 🔞 @witzHappening]

Tangier, Morocco 🇲🇦

[Happening 🔞 @witzHappening]

“Don’t fuckin hink so” 🤣, Glasgow 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

me realise the best place for me was back home with my mum & dad.
She drove me back, I don't know how far out of the way it was for her but I'll never forget her kindness.
That old woman was Tom Hanks

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

I remember the time I was about 13 & ran away from home.
It was night & I was walking on the road.
A silver haired old lady driving a car pulled up beside me.
She asked if I needed a lift, I said yes & got in.
We got talking, she was patient & listened to my problems.
She made

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Using statistics to make friends with golfers on Facebook 👍💛

[Rt Hon Alistair Burt @AlistairBurtUK]

The nice thing about no longer being an MP or Minister is that I can say these people talk bollocks and they deserve all they get.

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Our Easter holiday to Centreparcs has been cancelled so we're recreating it at home by having the kids ride their bikes in the garden while I burn £20 notes

[Ring Magazine @ringmagazine]

😂 Two minutes of Tyson Fury ripping into the entire heavyweight division with Instagram call-out videos…

[📽️ @Tyson_Fury]

[32Red @32Red]

When you've got the boss on line and you're pitching for a raise whilst working from home... 🤣

https://t.co/ZWhf28vUgU

[Tristan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @TristanGHill]

Crazy that they're hiding this from the mass public ...

[Maurcie Knight JrⓂ️ @J20Dubb]

So I told my lil cousin if he catch the egg 🥚 he’ll get 10$ dollars & this is the results.

[Faiza Shaheen @faizashaheen]

3 wks ago we were told those working in supermarkets, social care & cleaners were “low skilled”- now these are the people crucial to managing #COVID19 outbreak. Everyone plays their part in society - these workers deserve decent wages & sick pay not just now but always.

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-