Jack

Calculates the shit out of pensions. Part time arsehole and gambling addict. Bass slapper in the making.

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

@DaftLimmy I did this during the lurpak crisis last year when I had to get unsalted butter. Best breakfast decision I’ve made

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

@BarryTitcombe @Willjum1 @biancacobbb @apexgamingpcs It’s ok I’ll be the team chef until my fps can catch up

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

@theufcbaddy at the wayyyyy in

[ESPN MMA @espnmma]

.@theufcbaddy with the pump fake 😅 #UFCLondon

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

@ChrisClarksonMP @great_together Cheers Keir

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

Things in the UK are getting seriously out of hand now, only one place left in tier 1. That’s Scilly

[Sir Tom Joad 💙 @jtw_25_51]

Watch and cringe at the image this country is portraying to the world.....

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

Britain still makes things? Who knew? | British identity and society | The Guardian https://t.co/LVWeQ2OzGq

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

Lockdown 2 Government 0

[RARFF Slots Channel @RARFF_Slots]

Congrats to the 2 winners!
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@JacKMaNPoO

£25 coming your way, will be in touch to get it sorted!

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I'm giving away 2 £25 cash prizes! RT and Follow for an entry!

1 entry for retweeting this and following me
1 entry for creating an account on my website https://t.co/kfSlV0gExX

Draw closes Friday 5pm. Draw made shortly after. Max 2 entries per person. Max 1 prize per entrant

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

Pubs must close at 10pm confirming that coronavirus is nocturnal. Do you know what else are nocturnal? Bats. Coronavirus came from bats, confirmed.

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

BREAKING NEWS: A liar who advises a liar about lies, lies to the public #CumGate

[Alex Bodin @TheEAFCAnalyst]

To celebrate hitting 50,000 on YouTube, we are going to be doing multiple giveaways!

First up, 12K FIFA Points (or money alternative)

To enter all you have to do is:

- Like & RT
- Be following me on Twitter

Winner drawn on Sunday 10th May!

Good luck 🥳https://t.co/VDpU9DgCAw

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

Top tip: Don’t forget to shit in your hands before you #ClapForBoris

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

GF: Have you done the washing up yet?
Me: Of course
GF: Good, I’ll be home in 10 minutes
Me:

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Caption this

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

Grab these by Friday to get them delivered by Christmas! https://t.co/0S6IZddn4c https://t.co/gLdSaeTcIm

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

@Reverend_Makers I had dreams of riding into the office cheering this morning. Now I feel like a right mug sat at my desk on a camel feeling sad

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

@Reverend_Makers Smiling through the pain

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

https://t.co/0qMMHlfhPq

[Jack @JacKMaNPoO]

People say that Corbyn wouldn’t press the red button because he’s weak. He’s already dropping truth bombs all over

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

We believe in a free press.

I just wish they would free themselves from the shackles of their billionaire owners.