Jack Mattson

Sales and Leasing Representative, Highland GM Automotive Business School of Canada. insta: @jackmattson4.

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

I'd like to formally congratulate the Toronto Maple Leafs for winning the 2020 Stanley Cup.

Unfortunately, teams like the TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING tried to STEAL the Cup, by continuing to count WINS after my subjective deadline of August 8th.

What a great day to be a Leafs fan.

[Faizal Khamisa @FaizalKhamisa]

anyways, your champion of the NBA is still the Toronto Raptors.

[Shooter @JackMehoff____]

Sources: Bronny has arrived in the bubble and will be staying with Lebron for the remainder of the playoffs. The source says Lebron could be heard yelling, “ADMIT IT, JR GAVE YOU THAT WEED!” outside his hotel room.

[Boujancé @EBoujan]

This short film Oscar worthy!

[Tom D'Angora (he/him) #HarrisWalz2024 @TomDangora]

I want to be as cool as the person who made this sign

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

In public coughing is like the new shitting ur pants

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

Phew, he’s got this.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

God only brought one guy back from the dead on Easter. Trump is here to bring back the whole economy on Easter 2020. Enjoy this clip (possibly, like, the best ever), share and be sure to subscribe to Making Podcasts Great Again (@TrumpPod) - new every week!

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Amazing. It turns out that all of Twitter knows everything there is to know about the virus. I don’t know why we have scientists.

[Jack Mattson @JackMattson4]

@bakermayfield bro you ruined my perfect record in fantasy #throwatouchdown #yourekillinme #MNF

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Nick Bosa waves the flag on top of Baker Mayfield’s lifeless corpse 😳

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Mark Sanchez has retired. Turnovers will never be the same. 🐐

[Chevrolet @chevrolet]

It's a mid-engine masterpiece. Introducing the 2020 Chevrolet #Corvette #Stingray.

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Fred seems to have some thoughts on a certain NBA coach 😬

(🎥: Instagram Story/Fred VanVleet)

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

The progression of Knicks fans:

“We’re getting Kyrie, KD and Zion let’s go! Knicks dynasty on tap!”

“That’s okay, we’ll get Kyrie, KD, and Anthony Davis.”

“Fine, we’re getting KD and Anthony Davis.”

“At least we’ll get Anthony Davis.”

“My name is Jake, and I’m an alcoholic.”

[Ben 10 @The_ben_russ]

Weeds in my yard:

My weedwacker:

[Jack Mattson @JackMattson4]

I’ve come back to Tweet, I love you Kawhi #kawhipleasestay