Jack Nicholson

you get what you see, nothing more, nothing less. im just me

[Jack Nicholson @JackNickle]

My lips have signed up to dry January and are currently at chap central station 😩🙏🏼

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@_lukesayers @alexandraarach reminiscing #BGS2012 #studluke

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@alexandraarach Absolute Scrooge, In 20 years time you can explain why Christmas has always been gold to our children, because back in 2017 you spent ‘too much’ on decs 😭🤷🏻‍♂️

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@alexandraarach That is golden! Who said the Germans have no sense of humour! 🤣

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@philiwilson Turned into another one of those money opportunists, breaks my heart, such a talent, wasted for fame, it runs so much deeper than a John Lewis advert 😭😭

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Elton’s better than that, he’s lost his way

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I’m Aldi now just for the fact that Kevin the Carrot seems like a proper little fella, Christmas values at heart

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John Lewis have changed, I don’t know I can go there again

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But come on, what’s Christmas about that advert mate? Just a massive plug for a greatest hits album I imagine

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Now hear me out, because I’m as big an Elton John fan as the next

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@alexandraarach It’s a melon! You melon.

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@LiveStream777 @ManUtd @youngy18 @LukeShaw23 @JakeTannz

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@PLDEN3 @JakeTannz @Burridge95

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁Clear a space at the table people, it’s coming home 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@Nikita_Dragun @JakeTannz see mate, you always supported me on this! Haha 😂😂

[Shit Jokes @ShitJokes]

Did you hear about the French cheese factory that exploded?

There was de Brie everywhere.

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What cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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What ever happened to the paper clip that would guess your next move on the computer and offer to help? We need more of that in our lives 🤔📎

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@LiamBrelsforth I’m with you Liam, there’s a definite change of taste, it’s has more of a tang to it 😂😂