Jack O'Neill

p-a-r-o-d-y! fiction. etc. don't own. don't make money from. Gen. Jack O'Neill USAF

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God Bless America.

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Carter fears hurricanes... but I'm thinking mai tais on the beach.

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Recap of the last week: Was put in charge of Earth's first colony. I'm no fool... I made the capital city someplace tropical! Near fishing.

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Carter! My face isn't squished anymore?! How did you DO that?

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Never leave a man behind. And how many good men and women do we have out there, on the Destiny? I can't DO anything. No one can.

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It's no use. Stuck Carter and Daniel's age forever? On the upside my knees don't hurt. As much.

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By the way, hello to you people who are following me. Is this sort of like leaving my front door unlocked? Plausible deniability?

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For cryin' out loud. Sometimes I hate the Ancients. Got dipped into some kind of gene therapy bath and now I'm 10 years younger. CARTER!!

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Been off-world. Thinking of setting up a colony... could a move to politics be in store for yours truly? Nahhhhh...

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My face is squished. I can fly any ship in the galaxy, but still can't upload a flippin' picture right. Will have Carter fix for me.

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It's Saturday morning, and I don't have any paperwork to do. Joy. Rapture! Guinness for breakfast. Hoping no Asgard style beam-ups.