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Bullens road

[Jack @JackReed29]

@j6371773 @CharlieEverall

[Matty @MattyGraham18]

No red card tho 🤣🤣🤣

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Suppose that once a week, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay £1.

The sixth would pay £3.

The seventh would pay £7.

The eighth would pay £12.

The ninth would pay £18.

And the tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.　

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every week and seemed quite happy with the arrangement until, one day, the owner caused them a little problem.

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your weekly beer by £20.”

Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

So the first four men were unaffected.

They would still drink for free but what about the other six men?

The paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that £20 divided by six is £3.33, but if they subtracted that from everybody’s share then not only would the first four men still be drinking for free but the fifth and sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.　

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fairer to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage.

They decided to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (a 100% saving).

The sixth man now paid £2 instead of £3 (a 33% saving).

The seventh man now paid £5 instead of £7 (a 28% saving).

The eighth man now paid £9 instead of £12 (a 25% saving).

The ninth man now paid £14 instead of £18 (a 22% saving).

And the tenth man now paid £49 instead of £59 (a 16% saving).　

Each of the last six was better off than before with the first four continuing to drink for free.　

But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings. “I only got £1 out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got £10!“　

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a £1 too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”　

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I only got £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”　

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.　

The next week the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him.

But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important – they didn’t have enough money between all of them to pay for even half of the bill!　

And that’s how it works.

Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy and they just might not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.　

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

[Everton @Everton]

BETOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Everton @Everton]

It's still sinking in just how special today was. 🥹

After leaving everything we've known for so long, you made our new place feel like home straight away.

We hope you enjoyed it as much as we did.

Good night, Toffees. 💙

[Jack @JackReed29]

@83colonel Class mate, great game fair result in end son

[Jack @JackReed29]

@cdyvftgff You still got these mate

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

HAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN

✅ Liverpool’s 20th title
✅ Jamie Carragher
✅ 100% Mo
✅ Gerrard’s Slip
✅ SLOT SLOT SLOT
✅ Frankie Goes To Hollywood
✅ Liverpool Lime Street Station
✅ Luis Suarez Crying
✅ Dean Saunders
✅ The Farewell Tour

Cundy loved this #LFC Has Anyone Seen🤣

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

I’d score 100 out of 100 penalties against Mary Earps.

Any day of the week.

Twice on a fucking Sunday. 👍👑

#perspective

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

What is this nonsense at Sports Awards @BBCSport

@themichaelowen should have told the little twerp to jog right on.

Get these dickheads out of the professional arena.

#NonsensePottery

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

I have today written to the @premierleague to register a formal complaint about the treatment of @everton.

You can read my letter here.👇🏻

In summary, trying to introduce new rules in the middle of an ongoing case amounts to an abuse of process and regulatory malpractice.

1/2

[Racing Creeps @racingcreeps]

💦

[Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jonmikesav8]

Still the greatest story ever told ��

[Jack @JackReed29]

@SeanSalmon89 @andycass86 Means you’ve spent to much of the day looking at who Everton haven’t signed and not enough time with the nipper

[Jogo Bonito @ufcfooty]

Haters will say this is fake.

[Jack @JackReed29]

@bootlegger1974 Hahahahahaa @WillMorty shitting yourself round the bootlegger there lad