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Commercial Real Estate

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

Tim Dillon for Secretary of Long Island

[Jack in the Box @JackBox]

i am free

[Liam Cullagh @LiamCullagh]

Boston PD

[SharKai @CertifiedLeggi]

Today I learned Danger Noodles (Nope Ropes, Caution Spaghettis) drink water like they're one big straw @OkayDonutsVRC

[MoonaKitty @MoonaKitty]

Dude just casually painting the Federal Reserve in flames with gallows, while in front of the Federal Reserve. This is how you do art.

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Nancy Pelosi's husband will make $50 million on Uber call options but won't take an Uber home

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Putting a gun to my therapist’s head until he tells me exactly what to say to make this one really hot girl cheat on her boyfriend

[Kevin Cage @Kevin_Cage_]

0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, …

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Bonus out now. https://t.co/zFfRLJh4pO

[T @TorayKortan]

Told my girlfriend’s boyfriend to buy at $65k lol get rekt cuck

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

“Crypto ain’t going nowhere” -I say as I beat an elderly woman for asking me what Bitcoin is.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

New Years 2024 “President Jake Paul has lifted the quarantine. Spirits are high. The NFT of Biden’s podium stroke has just sold for 2 million dollars. Chic Fil A is accepting safemoon. Elon Musk is launching a new mission to Mars despite not knowing where the last crew is.”

[Cobie @cobie]

We pay our debts that’s why I’m raising the debt limit cos we ran out of available debt due to not paying back the debt we currently have so we can have more and definitely pay it off later btw just not right now

[David 'JoelKatz' Schwartz @JoelKatz]

Conversation with my wife after I explained plan for getting garbage cans to garage:

Her: Why must you always try to be so needlessly efficient?

Me: A big part of my job is figuring out the fastest and most efficient way to get things done.

Her: [In "that" voice] Oh, I know.

[Kevin Cage @Kevin_Cage_]

“You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink”

You can help others...but only as far as they're willing to help themselves.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

every time.

[Blockchain Backer @BCBacker]

Literally can't script this any better. Pinpoint nailed.

[Gio DeBatta 🍸 @GDebatta]

I love how drunk she is