Jack Salvatore Jr.

Mark del Figgalo on Zoey 101, writer, comedian, and full time cat dad. instagram - @jacksalvs

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

There's a write in option on the ballot for a reason. Make your voice heard tomorrow and vote for Mark. He'll make things better.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

Tell your parents to pack it up, #daddydelfigs is back from getting milk.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

Home is where the sticker with your name on it is.

[Q-tips® @Qtips]

As your #1 fan, we’re patiently waiting for all the swabs references 👀😉

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

@_santoyo_ Condiments are too exciting for me.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

@doctorbabygirl Libra

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

@ATT Hurt people, hurt people…

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

I’m moving, but I told AT&T I was canceling out of disappointment in their service to feel powerful.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

👽 I love freelance gigs that have application prompts like this. Wasn’t even mad at the auto-rejection because I got this gem out of it. 😂

#writingprompt #freelancelife #fictionwriter #whatifimthemonster #writingexercise #writewritewrite

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

Picking a new statue to throw my jackets on. Might just have to be the mouth breathing tiger but idk 😔

@sdzsafaripark

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

Please pray for me, this seal pillow I got my niece is a vibe and it’s taking everything I’ve got not to keep it for myself.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

2/2 Comment or DM to let me know your vote 👀

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1/2 Help me pick my next project! Which of these six ideas would you want to see completed? 🤔

#writingprompts #writingprompt #logline #storydevelopment #bookideas #movieideas #tvpilot #helpmepick

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

✊ You nod at Bad Boy Duck's defiance. He nods back.

Confused but learning from example, the rest of the ducks throw their papers away.

You have inspired chaos.

In bursts a demon in a pantsuit. She's got a tail, six eyes, and a dump truck.

"Who started this?!" she asks.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

🦆📑 You look over the syllabi you're about to hand out. They all say "quack" over and over.

Moving down the first row of desks, you place one before each Duck.

You approach a Duck with a backward hat. With a defiant hiss, he casts the paper to the floor.

You choose to...

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

@KidRenMusic Haha you got it, boss.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

🦆You take the Satan Duck up on its offer and rule the Underworld for all eternity.

In a blink, you're at the front of a bright room. Behind you is a whiteboard that says "Orientation Day."

Before you are thirty desks. A duck sits at each one.

You're in Duck Hell. Now what?

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

You feed the Satan Duck. 🦆

As it greedily gobbles the peanut, the Latin chants emanating from the Duck swirl into seven raspy, synchronized voices.

The Duck offers you a choice:

Rule the Underworld for all eternity...

...or a consolation prize plastic Spider Ring.

[Jack Salvatore Jr. @Jacksalvs]

🦆You and the homies are at the park feeding ducks. It's a vibe.

One of them waddles close. Mesmerized and unable to break eye contact, the hush of whispered Latin grows to a roar.

You turn to ask your friends if they hear, only to realize you are alone.

You decide to...

[Floor2LLC @Floor2LLC]

All you need to know about fixing your screenplay.

https://t.co/CxLM8gTyk6

[Floor2LLC @Floor2LLC]

Here's a piece I did about co-ops and employee-owned companies. They're the way of the future, and they help meet needs while making dreams a reality.

https://t.co/VTsWh9dZqC