jack

1/2 groimps. 100% friend.

light polluter with my big flashlight beam

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Imagine an Alvin and the Chipmunks movie with an accompanying real life world tour .. My golly that would be sick as fuck .. Whats our progress on getting rodents to sing there is money burning a hole in my pocket

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nowadays if you try to oppose a data centre getting built next to your house you get arrested and at the trial openai pays the judge to do this to your nuts with the gavel

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@almightyfatboy @kyrsive Lol

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abstaining from following the 10 commandments for lent

[Punk Revolution Now! @PunkRevNow]

It is sometimes difficult to put into words what genius is.

But you do feel it when you experience it.

This is Jacob Collier as he improvises with an orchestra performing with the world's first Audience Symphony Orchestra in San Francisco, a gathering of fans from all over North America, conducted by Suzie Collier. In the middle of the show, this happened - no rehearsal, no sheet music, no prior discussion.

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tom macdonald is my little cousin and he only makes music because i showed him FL studio im sorry world

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bringin my bonesaw to get more insurance money out of a fender bender

[LILJON @LilJon]

I LET OUT A VICIOUS FART ON THE PLANE!! FELL SORRY FOR THE GUY SITTIN NXT 2 ME!

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@razennous great

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when i die spread my ashes in the Kelloggs®™ All-Bran™ factory machinery

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PRO TIP: the Chick-Fil-A™ receipt still says "It was a pleasure serving you" if you throw the contents of your glove compartment at the worker ☝☝

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if i was a professor i would make my pupils call me doctor. not because of credentials but i would be doing open heart on students and shit

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Ugly murderer called the Choppeder

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Lesbian murderer called the Butcher

[U @underscoresplus]

‘Do It’ available everywhere

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@jupitericym00n doc says my amount of wing is okay for my age :(

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if planes never came around we woulda evolved to have wings

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Drinkin out the sewer system using one of those filter straws

[EPROM @eprombeats]

sunrises are better than sunsets. holding your child in your arms is better than being kissed on the forehead. grass-stained knees are better than the scent of your first love. ice cold beer is better than hot chocolate on a cold winter's day.

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psych prescribed me a beer