Jack

Doncaster.

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

Welcome to the party.

✅ Battle Royale in the Black Ops Universe
✅ Largest Map in Call of Duty History
✅ Land, Sea and Air Vehicles
✅ Signature Call of Duty Gunplay

This is #Blackout.

Enter the ultimate proving ground September 10 on PS4. #BlackOps4

[Kris Heneage @KHeneage]

A lot of footballers have the name of their partner/child/family member on their boots.

Jordan Pickford:

[. @Hustler_Futbol]

Eden Hazard is 28 years old and has less CL goals than Ryan Babel? https://t.co/nRYa2k6Bw5

[asiagojr™ @_asiagojr]

Eminem: “Come at me with a sub, Machine Gun, I'm talkin' to you, but you already know who you R Kelly...like a fuckin' cocked semi Glock, demi-god, let me put a fucking silencer on this little non-threatening blond fairy cornball takin' shots at me”

MGK: “Your beard is weird”

[Jack @JackSmith598]

How the fuck av I made it to twenty

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Michael Dubin (CTID)🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mikedubz87]

Gazza is here to cheer you Rangers fans up..

“Fuck the pope and the IRA” 🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Jack @JackSmith598]

@LiamStraww @RomeluLukaku9 Nice geezer like seen him in postie other day

[Nick Kershner @OpTicMaNiaC]

It’s 1997, Dr. Dre flew out Eminem to his studio to meet him after hearing just a mixtape. Dre starts playing the first beat, Eminem’s first words are “Hi, my name is”

FeelsGoodMan

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

Watch till the end 😭🤮

[Sky Bet @SkyBet]

⚽️ John Marquis is a goal scoring machine.

🗣️ Tell a friend. #DRFC

[BM @BenjaminMould]

I’ve seen some peak Newcastle United performances in my time. Seen two players fighting on a pitch, but I think scoring a last minute equaliser and still losing 3-1 is up there with the most Newcastle United performances I’ve ever seen

[ʙʟᴀᴢᴇʏ @BlazeyBodynod]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been in the smoking area of a rave where the random lad spitting bars into your ear actually turns out to be really good?

Nah, me neither.

[Jack @JackSmith598]

@LiamStraww @mattyfareham @NCA_UK I’d like to report a paedophile please

[Jack @JackSmith598]

Asif I’m 20 next week what the bloody fuck

[Jack @JackSmith598]

@LiamStraww @mattyfareham Al teabag her

[Jack @JackSmith598]

@LiamStraww I’ll tell Louise what you n @mattyfareham get up to in that corsa

[Jack @JackSmith598]

@LiamStraww Aye al be having a few happy fags n probably some other substances🤷🏻‍♂️ maybe even treat myself to a Stella or 2