Candon

[Candon @Jacksocan]

This just in: CNCC NOT one of the “5 facilities” that “provide some type of case management” to inmates as per Employer [282]. Disband the case management committees and shred the case management documents team! We’ve been doing this all wrong!

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Apparently my son’s primary school runs a ‘prison shanks 101’ class

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Cosmetic companies really overestimate my familiarity with peas

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Received an email offering 10 prizes of $25 Tim Horton gift cards as an “employee perk”. I hope they take pictures of the new Corrections employees faces when they learn they failed a phishing simulation and there are no employee perks in the OPS

[Candon @Jacksocan]

News flash Karen: No one cares little Jimmy is off to grade five.

[Candon @Jacksocan]

My son’s soccer team took a 10 minute break at half time to eat bags of potato chips. So that pretty much sums up the legitimacy of soccer as a sport. Most parties I go to don’t even have junk food breaks scheduled every 30 minutes.

[Candon @Jacksocan]

My top 4 hopes for the next 25 yrs: #4 autonomous vehicles #3 sustainable energy #2 personalized medicine #1 (and apparently the most outlandish) a society where EVERY. SINGLE. WOMAN. Doesn’t have an experience of being sexually assaulted while they try to go about their day

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

In the video, the man approaches the woman, who is mowing the lawn, lowers his shorts, and grabs her from behind. She turns to confront the man, he pulls up his pants and flees.
https://t.co/bNFAOVUHgu

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Enjoyed my morning coffee over the soothing soundtrack of two inmates trying to call each other a “fucking loser” at the top of their lungs through a concrete wall. Why take vacation time when being at work is this restorative.

[Candon @Jacksocan]

If you look up “privilege” on @Dictionarycom you’ll see a gif of my reaction when I realized I accidentally bought ‘fold lock’ sandwich bags

[Candon @Jacksocan]

“I lost two teeth when I bit into a leather sofa” #Jail #Overheards @stoppodcasting

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Parenting is your kid carving a carrot stick with a fork for 45 minutes while the healthy and creative meal you’ve lovingly curated goes cold

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Finally had the opportunity to use the ‘Report as Phishing’ button in Outlook at work. A dialog box popped up immediately saying the email was a simulation & thanking me for my vigilance. That was the most recognition I’ve received in my 9yrs in Corrections... & it came from A.I

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Rough day volunteering at the Garden Tour...but someone’s got to do it! Proceeds of tickets going to @BBBSNS. Still time to get out and enjoy these beautiful gardens. Big thanks to @tinytownship for all their support with parking at our Tiny Beaches Rd home #ittakesavillage

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Finally managed to get a picture of every inmate every time I go to a unit I don’t usually work on #sexualharassmentonthedaily #inherenttothejob? #givemeafaircontract

[Candon @Jacksocan]

@bryan_leblanc @DanielleONDP @fordnation As an employee of the govt I am forbidden to speak ill of the govt. But if I had a right to free speech without persecution I would suggest that a political party holding majority power with only roughly 23% of the voting public’s support doth not a true democracy make

[Candon @Jacksocan]

42% of “the people” didn’t vote at all and of the ones that did 59.5% didn’t vote for @fordnation. I’m no mathematician but I’m pretty sure you owe this opportunity to totalitarian “democracy”. https://t.co/HsnGlpDBot

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

To our newly sworn-in cabinet, and our skilled team of MPPs - we have a critical task ahead of us. But I know our team is ready and no matter what, we will never forget that we owe this opportunity to the people. #onpoli

[Candon @Jacksocan]

Is the Schmidt resignation plan available to all Ontario Govt employees? *starts putting nicknacks into a cardboard box* https://t.co/rdJQILrGGq

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Thanks to his stock options, the ousted head of Hydro One will walk away with close to the $10.7 million he would have received in severance — far more than a $400,000 retirement payout Premier Doug Ford touted as a victory for ratepayers.
https://t.co/NIhDLtZweP

[Candon @Jacksocan]

“Invest in Canada Please”
Parliament can send my 24K via etransfer https://t.co/JlM38PxTMT

[CBC Politics @CBCPolitics]

Ottawa spends $24K on rebranding 'Invest in Canada Hub' to 'Invest in Canada' https://t.co/sZDfkdsTRx #hw #cdnpoli

[Candon @Jacksocan]

News flash @fordnation: Bringing back a sex ed curriculum from 1998 does not make spray tans sexy again

[Candon @Jacksocan]

I graduated university with honours in two degrees and hopes to make an impact in the world. Now my most meaningful accomplishment in a business day is killing rodents living in my office. Needless to say my career dreams have been realized #livingthedream

[Toronto Star @TorontoStar]

Canada's archaic and systemically unfair legal system has to change. Otherwise Canadians will, understandably, lose faith in an underfunded, unfair justice system that may too often be freeing the guilty and jailing the innocent: Star Editorial. https://t.co/Lic01cW1Yl