Fart Boi

I feel like a bag of chips. Big time farter

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

Why are all these boys in my yard??? AW F*CK MY MILKSHAKES

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ Yup

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ You’re terrified of me then

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ Dangggggg feels like yesterday!

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ That’s gotta hurt

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

Sheldon is nailed down by the tooth fairy by a screw driver. #picallo

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ That’s a nice beard!

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

So does the chicken cross the road or does the gobble just goop the snoop and then poops?

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@stoicjohn ❤️❤️❤️

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

Remind me next Christmas to try eggnog

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ Don’t reduce the population. Don’t add to the Population. Don’t go to jail

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ Da fuq they got back together?

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

you’re in her dms. im in willy wonkas chocolate factory turning into a blueberry because i ate piece of gum he specifically told me not to. we are not the same

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

It’s such a motley crue kinda night. Walgreens, it’s me again. My pee stings.

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

Kinky sex games… or Kick Ball

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

Hey bro if you keep laying like that imma be big spoon real fuckin quick

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

4 out of 5 scientists agree that im a sexy little slut

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ Ur mom called… she said you STINK

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

@ellisabs_ This isn’t even funny. Stay off Twitter with your shitty sense of humor

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

It’s such a this guy kinda day

[Fart Boi @Jackson64654598]

My head is com-pleat-ed-ly fine