Shoeless Faux Jackson

Not the real Shoeless Joe. The real one could neither read nor write, which actually made him like most people on Twitter.

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@GabeDeArmond 2015 ALDS Game 4?

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Spring just breathed its last breath for a long time. #MarchSadness2020 #MLB

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@billjamesonline KU would then have as many mythical national championships in men's basketball as actual national championships.

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@billjamesonline Yes. XFL.

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@Royals Whit Merrifield #RoyalsTriviaTuesday

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Good to see a perfectly good playoff spot wasted on Oklahoma again. Can’t wait to see them lose to LSU by 30. #CFPlayoff #CFPRankings #CFP2019 #LSU

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Classic Phyllis Rivers. #MNFxESPN #Chiefs #Chargers

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@JPrice02 @KCTVDani @CBSSports Truth.

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Reason No. 2 the @Chiefs lost to the @Titans: Vrabel coached his players to be tougher than Reid. Chiefs' defenders are not physical enough to make tackles. All you need to see is their tacklers getting trucked by Tannehill. #chiefsvstitans

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Reason No. 1 the @Chiefs lost to the @Titans: Failing to fill the holes on the O-line and D-line. Veach gets whatever players Reid tells him to. But Andy was so busy at WR & RB he ironically forgot big men. No depth & no run stop. #chiefsvstitans

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@MariaTaylor Your next tweet will be your 10,000th!

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@cfrelund @nflnetwork @NFLGameDay This dress is the 🐐 @cfrelund!

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Hot take: Cameron Erving is not good at football. #Chiefs

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Things may be disappointing for Mizzou football, but it could be even worse if Kelly Bryant hadn't transferred there. There's only one SEC team Mizzou could beat with Taylor Powell ... but at least it's Arkansas. #Mizzou

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@GabeDeArmond @Steve_Walentik Check out Northern Kentucky baseball’s Griffin Doersching if you get the chance.

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What a joke that people think Philip Rivers belongs in Canton. The only football hall of fame he should be in is the Fantasy Football Hall of Fame. #GarbageTimeStats #ThursdayNightFootball

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@JoshVernier610 The Lions deserve a winning record a lot more than the Cowboys do.

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How has Ed Reed only been retired for five years and already looks like he just got back from begging for change? #SNFonNBC

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No one in the NFL complains to the officials more than Julian Edelman. #SNFonNBC

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Great effort by @adamamin, @MattHasselbeck, @PatMcAfeeShow, and @mollymcgrath with their Halloween theme tonight. #ESPN #ESPNCFBThursday