Coach Jack

I'm just a redneck with a raccoon tan. Life's daily coaching.

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

If you receive an unfamiliar phone call from area code 865, do NOT answer! It could be the University of Tennessee trying to trick you into accepting a job as head football coach.

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

I hope someone sacrificed a live chicken in the clubhouse this morning...cause we need all of Jobu’s voodoo magic we can get... #MajorLeague #Jacksonism #NewProfilePic

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

@BenPlaysTuba @Tide4Christ You can ask the coke bottle but don’t ask me, aight!

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

“I don’t run. If I’m running, you better run too bc something is chasing me”
#Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

“The Reece’s peanut butter egg is the Alabama football of peanut butter snacks”

#Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

Watching braves game...

“CMON BLUE HELLEN KELLER COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT!”

#Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

Next time I tell you a pissant is a racehorse hook up the saddle. #Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

The king of juicy fruit bubble blowing lives on. #BuckleUp #RollTide #Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

I take it back...

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

“This morning it was pouring down like a bovine urinating on a flat rock...”

#Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

Aw shucks... thank y’all!

[Tide 4 Christ @Tide4Christ]

Happy 22nd Birthday to our President @Jacksonisms_ !!!!!

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT IM FEELIN TWENTY TWO!!!! #TSwizzle #Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

Can’t Spell Birmingham Bowl without Barn. #Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

“This morning it was pouring down like a bovine urinating on a flat rock...”

#Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

I think Stevie wonder could see that Tua is better than Jalen! #Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

“That really helped flourish my faith”
...

“That’s a fancy word. That really helped me flourish the toilet”

#Jacksonism
#TideTogether

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Can't wait for the next season of #TheBachelor

[Aaron Miles @AMilesRTR]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Collin Sexton>Trae Young,
Don’t @ me...

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

“Can’t have preachers out here pumpin sunshine, man”
#Jacksonism

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

It’s a dream come true #WearYourWhite #Jacksonism https://t.co/YDpWCSw3Nu

[Alabama Men’s Basketball @AlabamaMBB]

BAMA NATION, we want to see you decked out in all white Saturday for a White Out against Oklahoma 🐘🏀 🅰️

Students, make sure you arrive early to secure a seat for the Big 12/SEC Showdown. You don't want to miss it‼️

#RollTide
#BuckleUp

[Coach Jack @Jacksonisms_]

“Alabama nearly done crapped the bed last night” #Jacksonism