Bad Jokes Central

Who needs slapstick when you have terrible comedy?

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What do you call a ghost monkey?

A baBOOn.

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What do you call a heterosexual blazer?

A straight jacket.

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What’s the difference between a fly and a plane?

You can fly a plane but you can’t plane a fly.

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What does a pharaoh do when he skins his knee?

He asks his mummy for a bandage.

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How did one bee complement the other bee on its good looks?

“Honey, you look bee-utiful.”

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What’s the opposite of a right angle?

A wrong angle.

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Just a little flurry is okay, I mean, it’s snow big deal.

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What do clouds use to play the violin?

A rain-bow.

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What do you call a suit jacket in the middle of a path in a forest?

A trail-blazer.

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What do you call chaotic driving?

CARnage.

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Extreme camping is awesome! It’s so in tents!

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Don’t you hate it when your fan is turned up too high? It blows.

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What problem did the clockmaker run into when he sold his last watch?

He ran out of time.

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What kind of cheese does a zombie eat?

Ghoul-da

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When harvesting honey, you must BEE careful.

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What do you call a robot that punches a hole in the floor?

Groundbreaking technology.

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What does a snowman eat in Mexico?

A burr-ito.

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What do you call a burger running a marathon?

Fast food.

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Why does the knife do sudoku?

To stay sharp.

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What did the panda say to his friend before he pitched a crazy idea?

“Just BEAR with me here...”