Jackson Casey

oh boy

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Walk 'em down....to the All-Star Game! 🌟

Jordan Walker has been selected to his first National League All-Star team!

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

That’s insane to call that an error for arenado

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

I meant to work anapests in the tweet,
But I forgot how to make it all rhyme

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

You can’t just read poetry to biz Econ majors anymore; they try to count syllables but they’ve never heard of iambs or trochees or dactyls or tetrameter and they can’t really pick up on internal rhyme scheme unless it’s kdot

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

LARS FOR PRESIDENT

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

WOAHHHHHHH #MarchMadness

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

@JayCuda Can we get a “who’s almost named Kevin” circle and include Houston?

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

I apologize for my behavior. It will happen again!

[avengers movie updates @mrnastynodrama]

Presumably if you had a Time Machine you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

[doogs @d00gs]

My favorite thing about college basketball is watching the most obscure games for 6 months, getting as much information I can for the bracket and being the most wrong anyone could ever be about something in their life

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

Rusia: *es homofóbica*

El nombre más común en Rusia: Ser gei

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

This has gotta be the most Unc move of all Viltrum😭😭

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

Well I don’t think Mahomes looked THAT bad last season. A bit excessive if you ask me

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

Yadi, no, please! Anyone but Chicago😭😭😭

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Yadi Molina is willing to manage any team

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Yadi Molina is willing to manage any team

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

Maybe next time

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

“What a bummer!”

[Jackson Casey @Jacksonn_caseyy]

¿Donde estas las tortas?

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further