Jackson Relph

I work at tool store

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

Yeah I'm depressed, but so what? I'm still a rockstar, I got my rock moves...

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

Oh to be a lesbian....

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

Men AND women are trash...

Call me bi-furious.

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@wizards_magic should do a Homelands 2 set so Apocolypse Chime can have it's day in the sun in limited. Right after a reprint of Barren Glory 👀

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

@elonmusk Yea Albert Einstein beat u by about 75 years. Your mathematics for a 'genius' are pretty MiLqUeToAsTe.

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

I'm in the LGBTQ minus

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

2018 was 8 years ago....

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

Tweaked left knee, splintered right foot, fractured right hand. It's important to have limb independence as a drummer, hashtag glass half full.

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Smokin on that shit that made eaves drop

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

It smells like upbitch in here

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

Hell no I won't use ur pronouns, but if u call my firearm a gun or my suppressor a silencer I WILL have a meltdown

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

My favorite thing to do in Rocket League is if I get demo'd but still make the goal/save, I say "For the watch"

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

You took the L before the alphabet was created

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@buffys Bonjour 😎

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@Faridatu001 Navy blue claw or NBC for short lol

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Alexa play Totally Fine by PUP

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Can't tell if I'm locked in or just too sad to care about anything but my job.

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@GrowSmarter_x Works for festival bands too.

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"Yeah that was a bit of a stretch"

"Yeah do you do yoga cuz, WOW!"

[Jackson Relph @JacksonRelph]

If I had a nickel for every time my vape got fucked up in Chicago, I'd have 3.... ah fuck it, U know the rest.