Jack the Repo

I play games while reporting the news. I also host a deep dive discussion every Saturday on a topic you choose. Vote on topics here and stay tuned for updates!

[chloe @chloes_posts]

It used to be really easy to be a mad scientist’s Igor. Now? Eight rounds of interviews just to pull the lever

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Now I am losing my name too; it grows shorter and shorter, and now I am called: Yours.

Franz Kafka, 1920.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

[the tall @knightofsevens]

Dexter Sol Ansell on his relationship with Peter Claffey:

“I’m always with him pretty much every single day. Even the weekends, we go to the arcades together and have fun… we spent a lot of time together, which was really, really fun, […] we’re best, best friends.”

[Charco @charcoded]

the thing about buying a flex watch is you have to really flex with it

so the $10-15k rolexes are a waste of money because everyone in your circle should have that amount liquid to drop on a watch if they wanted to

but then above $25k you end up with the same couple models that everyone else has (gay)

plus, you can start getting watches that are cooler than a rolex…

but if you’re going to own an exotic and niche $35k watch, you have to get a few to rotate between otherwise you’re the guy who owns one really nice watch and wears it all the time

okay so now you’re $100k into this just to flex on some dudes who don’t care if you live or die

just buy the seiko bro.

[albin ★*☆ PHM/NINAH/BR @rohzsohmuh]

mike, that's the wrong door
#backrooms

[🇻🇦Yapman⚜️🍀 @Yapman1]

A girl asked me out after Mass. I reported her to the Archbishop.

[Sarin @ToxicWeave]

Your experience of a game is through the eyes of someone else and your opinions end up getting formed by their perspective rather than your own. You're essentially reading a book through cliffnotes and can end up missing story beats or gameplay elements than if you play yourself

[vvv @g9nsai]

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

[isaacs @izs]

New ai psychosis just dropped: return of the pre Bronze Age bicameral mind

[🦇 aleikats @ Anime Expo '26 A-07🦇 @aleikats]

OW2 players, come join us in Deadlock. We've got face diversity.

[rose @himeseul]

her jacket is pissing me off it’s vacuum sealed to her chest for some reason to accentuate her robotits but the sleeves are oversized enough to hang off of her

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

This has been a great reminder that the modern right is also atrocious and should be shackled up just like the insane marxist.

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Overheard at the bar last night:

“hey can I borrow a cigarette?

are you gonna give it back?

yes but it’ll be forever changed”

[Bones @FrailSkeleton]

When “the laptop” 1st dropped I saw a pic of Hunter Biden with a Chinese girl in black lingerie, she looked to be maybe 9 or 10. U can make Howling Mutant jokes if u want but that whole family is rotten to the core& I don’t think he should graduate to goofy Twitter acct

[大西科学 @onisci]

「魔法で電気を？」
「ええ、無尽蔵の魔力を発電に利用しない手はありません」
「なるほど、稲妻を呼び出すなど、電気に関する魔法はあるからな」
「いいえ、使うのは初歩的な火炎魔法です」
「火炎？どうやって電気を？」
「魔法の炎で湯を沸かして」
「うん」
「蒸気でター��ンを回します」
「ああ」

[Jack the Repo @JackTheRepo]

@JojoIhle @mom_of_littles People also tend to hate murder without thinking it's permissible for others to do.

[Kamikazius the Wizard @MadKamikazius]

Note how the best alternatives to Steam, like GOG and itch which offer DRM-free installers you can download to your hard drive, never take part in these "Steam is a monopoly and we must topple it!!" lawsuits.
It's only the shit-tier alternatives nobody wants to use that do this.

[* @star_piIot]

niggas be having more mods than matches