Jack Hessel

[Jack Hessel @JacktheShift]

@jadelambie He’s the best

[Jack Hessel @JacktheShift]

I come from the future, Iskall stole $50,000 from a Hermitcraft charity livestream

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Hear me out: a game similar to the punchbuggy but for Cybertrucks. Maybe like CYBERCHOP! And then you karate chop their shoulder or something

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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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I’m TRANSCENDING right now

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I just had Chik-Fil-A after a long work day and a longer meeting and I feel like fucking Ray Croc in The Founder

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Do they train TSA agents to have “that” attitude or is it something they check for in the interview?

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My Twitter worth is: $239.25

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@albungaforever @Kingjoj_ 🤣

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@DinoWisest It’s not her fault you peaked early ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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When I wear new clothes I feel 10% more clumsy. The more new clothes I’m wearing, the more clumsy I feel

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@DinoWisest Idk why the professor sounds so familiar

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Update:
She could have handled it worse

[Jack Hessel @JacktheShift]

“I can handle it.”
“Are you sure?”
“I said I can handle it.”

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@DinoWisest You may not like it, but this is the peak of the Warrior Cat Community

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@brisbops @HardDriveMag Never watched, worst trek series

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@barenakedjared This can’t bee more serious

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He’s not careful and then they get caught.

[Jack Hessel @JacktheShift]

Young Villain: I can handle it.

Old Villain: You have to be careful.

Young Villain: I said I can handle it.